I may be a little out of it but when you go to work aren’t you supposed to actually do something all day long related to the job you’ve been hired to do? My coworker is a total douchebag. They have perfected the art of doing the least amount physically possible during the day and are getting away with it day in and day out. This person is rude, arrogant, lazy and sexist. No one likes them. Everyone know what a good for nothing piece of crap they are but management does nothing. NOTHING. Not to mention a total douche who tries to give me all of their work while they take long lunches and come and go and they please. All I can say is what goes around comes around douche and some day I may get a better job and leave you holding the (douche) bag.
—Fed up
This article appears in Nov 19-25, 2009.


don’t you have a boss to tell ? Oh wait maybe you should have the balls to tell so said douche bag him/herself your shit of their shit? works well
Shit of their shit…..never heard that one before….cute.
BITCH…..your jealous!
I’m not so sure you’re as mad at them…..as you are at yourself….for not being like them…..you’re really fed up with yourself….as Smee sees it.
“Everyone know what a good for nothing piece of crap they are but management does nothing. NOTHING.”
You don’t happen to work for government by any chance, do you? There might be some serious union problems if management lays a finger on this person. Then again, if this person is sexist, perhaps you could always try to play that up and say they make you feel uncomfortable at work.
After reading the bitch, I have this sudden urge to go out and pick up a box of Masengil.
Under NO circumstances do you do ANY work for this kind of douchebag. Give the lazy cunt enough rope and he’ll hang himself.
ttfn, nowhere does it say it’s a man.
I do agree it’s more likely than not… but still.
sounds like they need some actual productivity tracking to show who wears the pants around the office…
Q: Why does my coworker have to be such a douche?
A: They’re your coworker, not your friend