i love the show trailer park boys.
it’s the best Canadian show on T.V.
but my bitch is why can’t they get real jobs on the show if you had a job you can have the shit you want, all the shows are the same. what’s up with bubbles why does have fucking coke bottles on his face. get real glasses, anyway cool show and everything, i wish pot was legal hear,,,,,,
This article appears in Aug 21-27, 2008.
You have to be fucking kidding me.
huh???
I bet this guy smokes.
I’ve seen bubbles without the coke-bottle glasses…..not nearly as entertaining!
I’m surprised OP’s keyboard didn’t slide off the dash given that it’s up on blocks.Did you take an idiot injection or something? The Trailer Park boys ran out of ideas after season two. It was amusing at first, then downright fucking stupid and repetitive. I’m just hoping the government won’t put up a ‘Home of the Trailer Park Boys billboard at the N.B.-N.S. border.
Oh, TTFN, as soon as people drive into the province and see the unmowed medians, untended forests, garbage, and the plethora of cheaply-pimped Civics, they know. They know.
The pimped out grand ams and cavaliers stick out far more then the civics….
Ummm, a lot of people around the world think Nova Scotians are like what they see on the show. Thanks, thank you so much boys. You really did it this time. I love the Cavaliers and Grand-ams comment. True enough.
Oh, did you conduct a world wide survey on people outside of the maritimes who watch Trailer Park Boys to come to this conclusion, Coyo? Please…..who do you think you’re kidding? Anyone who isn’t from around here who may have, by some slim chance, seen TPB would not even know that NS exists to associate Nova scotians with being trailer trash. Most, I’m sure, would associte Trailer Park Boys with trailer park boys.Geez, there’s an awful lot of Bull shitters on here today.
Silly me. Domestics, not imports. Dammit! (I REALLY notice this driving in rural New Brunswick. Not a Toyota or VW in sight…)
my friend’s got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch..
Fly.
It’s kind of like how I assume every asian person knows karate, every russian I see drinks vodka, and every colored guy steals cars. It’s so obvious that if it’s on tv then it’s true.
Heh-heh-uh-huh-uh-huh-he. He said coloured.
Satire … look it up.
OP, I think you have a great idea there… I know some guys in TBP Inc and if you like I can pass along your thoughts… Hey you never know where this could lead,,, they’re always looking for some extra help, production assistance, creative consultant, that kind of thing…One week we can have them working at KOD on pizza corner. Maybe they can have a run-in with the red beret guys, guardian angels whatever.Next week they could be working at the Money Store doing bill collections. Theres’s two shows. Four or five more, and thats a season. Wrap…!!!!So anyway I ‘ll tell my buddy it was “Our Idea” and we can split the take. 80-me, 20-you.. Let me know if you are down with all that…
Oh yeah, they’ll also all have to get haircuts and complete makeovers in order to get the new jobs. Hope thats OK too.
Gee thanks Raoul, we wouldn’a figgered it out without you. Fuckin’ Hispanics…
Holy moly, I guess some people don’t understand the concept of television, especially fictional TV. Go spend some “quality” time reading the TV Guide, it might improve your perspicacity, certainly won’t hurt it. It well may improve your spelling also.
I here there pot isn’t even really real
Hey Floyd, since you’re bouncing ideas around, I think the boys should go on diets and get really ripped. Mr.Leahy should probably get a face-lift; I’m thinking kinda Brad Pitt/ young Michael Douglas combo. That fat cheeseburger dude should be a woman (still topless, natch!) without the gut, but with huge tits.Come to think of it…it should be set in LA or somewhere cool like that…Miami is a hot spot right now, so that’s a possibility. OOOH, ooooh…no, they should be stranded on a desert island! Ricky should become a plastic surgeon, and I think Julian should be a crime-fighting rocket scientist. Corey, Trevour and J-Roc could be the computer/gadget guys. Bubbles should be cut out altogether, or maybe made into their wacky pet monkey.Oh yeah, and LOTS of sex- girls in bikinis, that sort of thing. You know, we could really be on to something here! Original, ya know?
Wow, nothing earns respect and admiration like racist comments.Fuckin’ bigots…
Holy Crap, BM…I just had to look up perspicacity. I thought it would have to do with deodorant. Guess I’m just not very perspicacious….
Aine needs to look up the word satire too.
Maybe sarcasm doesn’t travel so well over the Internet?
I got that Aine was just doing the same thing i was. It seems Miranda needs to work on her perscipatitude. 😉
D’oH!
Exactly Tasha, these are the kinds of show improvements they need. I hate those beat up cars that they drive, especially that one with no doors and a hockey stick for a rear spoiler…I think they should all start driving eco-responsible type vehicles, which would work nicely with my other idea, that every show should have a moral or socially relevant theme.You know like they do with all shows after they run out of ideas, but while the show is still profitable… And after that how about a spin-off where Ricky completes his education, and goes on to be a radio psychology guy in Seattle.
That show will NEVER jump the shark, Floyd.But yeah I guess we should have a back-up plan…maybe some celebs could make guest appearances. And a whole bunch of pregnancies…or maybe one pregnancy with a whole bunch of babies. and someone should definitely have an evil twin.
Also someone needs to die but not really die or so it seems when they suddenly reappear and are making amends with all the people they had dealt poorly with in the past until it is gradually revealed that they did in fact die and the amend-maker is really the aforementioned evil twin who is not really making amends but trying to butter some muffins and set everyone up for a catastrophic and dramatic downfall when they give him all their money to help cure the zombie disease that supposedly made him appear to be dead in the first place, but then the show’s deus ex machina will be a terrible storm of European fire ants that wipes out the entire trailer park and carries off the the evil twin, dropping him in Halifax Harbour where he dies of e coli poisoning despite all of Peter Kelly’s insistence that the water is safe. Or so we think…Whew. TV writing is exhausting.
How about if Bubbles decides that enough is enough of the life he and his cats are living now and is hell bent on converting himself and the whole trailer park Amish. He takes it upon himself to toss all of the illegal satellite dishes away, yank all the phones out of their respective wall attachments. He then goes on to plow under the pot plot and starts an organic vegetable garden. All the while Julian tries to rally the undecided against the coke bottle lensed evil do gooder only to find that Ricky has been planted as a spy by his handler. During Bubbles morning tending of the garden, he finds that someone overnight has replanted his carrots with ganga. Well the fight is on then, but then alas, like a famous Dallas episode, he wakes, drenched in sweat only to realize it was a dream. Jeeez Jammie you are right, even mediocre or bad TV is hard to write.
Don’t give up your day jobs Burning Man and Jammie.
The mediocre-er the better… Actually TBP already DID jump the shark… The episode was called Jump the Cheeseburger… But you guys all have the right idea… Any changes that remove the originality of the program, and make it the same as 99% of the other trash on TV, well that’s the name of the game…
You’d watch it Plonk, you know you would. It would make a mint in the soaps…”Trailer Park Boys: Daytime”