I already told you that these Bitches are wayyyyyyy too long. Also, I have noticed lately that every second long winded Bitch is worse than a Degrassi episode. Fuck’s sakes…..they dumped you – get over it and dip your fist in lard (go ahead and try, you know you want to). Straighten yourselves out already. — I’m Going Back to Where the Weather Suits My Clothes
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2013.
Women will never know the feeling men get when they peel one of their testicles off of their inner thigh on a hot sweaty day. It’s….magical.
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Does it tickle?
See ya!
Zilla. At the end of a hot day, there is no better feeling than doing so. Then the sigh of relief with a cool washcloth. Too much?
“dip your fist in lard (go ahead and try, you know you want to”)
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
It sounds like somebody said something that pissed you off OP.Spring Break is coming OP.You have to go buy “a fuck”,you sound frustrated OP.
“they dumped you – get over it”
Some men have mommy issues meaning; they lack respect for women.So much so that they can’t “make love” to a “respectful” woman he cares about .He feels he has to buy “a fuck” or manipulate a woman into having “a fuck”.
Señor Campana, You sir are gentleman and a scholar. I tip my hat in your direction.