During the past few hot days all I have been seeing is ladies wearing black tights which are not even pants to begin with. Black draws the heat in so why not wear white and put on some underwear while you are at it because when you bend over your tights roll down and your ass pops out. Bras and proper shirts should be worn too.
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This article appears in Jun 25 – Jul 1, 2009.
Thanks Mom
Hah, heat doesn’t bother me. I wear black tights under skirts. I wouldn’t wear the skirt otherwise.
Another Fashion Cop.
Not all of us can be superheroes.
What’s a “proper” shirt? Proper for what? Pickin’ up guys? Competing with my buxom sister? Sunday church?… good thing we’re not in Ontario, huh? Ladies may go topless if they chose to there.
Thank you, fashion police.
Is this actually a real ‘bitch’….OMG….
lol………why NOT black tights !!!
…they are hot, bother literally and figuratively.
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I agree on the bra thing…especially those “ladies” with skinfold tits who feel it necessary to walk around in halters sans bra. *shudder*
I suppose it makes me feel better about myself though *shrug*
Well, black supposedly makes you look thinner and I tell ya, there’s a lot of ladies that need that here. Haha. 😉
Unfortunately, you can’t get tights black enough to make some of the people donning them look thinner. Some shapes are enhanced by tight fitting clothes, others, not so much.
Bras are stupid unless one has breasts in need of support… And, “proper shirt”? What does that even mean?
Look away and you’ll be fine.
I somewhat agree
people should be wearing colthes which are suitable for their figure.
Everyone should be wearing clothes that are comfortable and functional. Looks are nice, but sooo secondary. Form over function. Where do people think we all are, on a Paris catwalk?
haha yes spring garden is the new Paris…….
HAHA
Black tights are HOT.
Especially the dollar store ones – I think they’re made out of ground up sheep bladders mixed with petroleum.