This bitch is directed at a work acquaintance who conned me into letting him join my men’s hockey league team. You say you played 2 years ago over in Europe? Bullshit, you can hardly stand up out there. Our goalie gets nervous when he sees you on the ice, and the fact that you always stay out way too long pisses all of us off. Coach told you to get the hell off and you pretend you don’t hear him. Bunk!
Here’s the big thing, Fat Pylon (that’s what we call you behind your back, in case you didn’t know), you don’t know any of us well enough to make statements like, “I’m obviously more intelligent then most of you”, and “If you studied the bible like I have, you’d understand what I’m talking about.” You know jack shit, and the night someone gets pissed off enough to call you out, I’ll be one happy man! I’d do it myself, but I have to work with you. I honestly can’t believe you haven’t been fired yet for all the shit you talk. “You understand quantum physics, don’t you?” I can’t believe you said that (and that you were serious) when you guys were talking about belief in the afterlife last week.
We want you off the team. Leave before you are forced out.
BTW, you are the worst golfer in Nova Scotia. You always end up making me play a shitty round because of your bad swing and bad attitude. —I Am Barnaby’s Hairpiece
This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2011.
Oh him! Geezuz, he drives me bat shit
Sounds like he’s trying to overcompensate for something or may be his lonely and trying hard to fit in, I mean yes he’s acting like a knob and very well could be a bonafide dip, but you never know.
take matters into your own hands and stack the other team….
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I Am Barnaby’s Hairpiece?
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195…. you may be able to use this
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Boot him off the team and ignore him as much as possible at work. There, was that so hard.
How do you know he sucks at all sports?
lol how did 7 out of 4 people like BT’s comment?
Not an ideal solution, but effective.
Mr. Harper … when the speaker, or in this case the writer, is pissed … the person they’re bitching about ALWAYS or NEVER exhibits or doesn’t exhibit the behaviour in question. Ergo … dude sucks at all sports. Scientifically proven in the minds of angry people trying to prove a point.
One more thing OB … if buddy is the douche that he sounds to be … he’s probably too oblivious to realize that no one wants him on the team. You may just have to buck up and find a way to fix the problem that you created when he hoodwinked ya into thinking he was a super star that could blow a puck past the opposing goalie from the point (I’m just assuming he’s a defenceman if he makes your goalie nervous).
My ex joined a hockey team?? Good luck with that boys!! 😉
Ps- Your name made me hungry for whoppers of the angry persuasion…weird??
Constantly one-up him. Keep going until you are both standing over one another’s cubes with nukes pointed at the enemy.
That worked once before.
“You always end up making me play a shitty round because of your bad swing and bad attitude”
Please explain how him having a bad swing and attitude makes YOU play a shitty round of golf. Sounds to me like someone else sucks at sports too. (Or at least, golf).
Also, WTF kind of job do you have where you sit around talking about the bible, quantum physics and the afterlife all day? Is this the seminary varsity hockey team?
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BT’s comment’s now defying the once undefiable concept of mathematics…
“10 of 8 people like this”
it’s now making predictions on people liking it!
Code Monkeys, you’ve got an off by 2 error somehow.
I wouldnt say hes the worst golfer in Nova Scotia, I think I have that title.
Remember the scene in Full Metal Jacket when they beat the fat guy in his sleep? *wink*
All the team mates should ask opposing teams to target him and give him a concussion like Sids.
He seems like a true narcissist, needs to be the centre of attention. He also sounds like he needs to experience the afterlife himself. Maybe you can arrange that. Just saying.