We elected a majority Liberal Government, and they’ve just been sworn in and appointed all the Cabinet Ministers.
I’m waiting for the traditional speech ‘We’ve checked the books and those lying Socialist bastards screwed us/you over worse than we were led to believe, so you can go get blowed for all the things we promised to get elected’. Not exactly in those words, but it’s a tradition that must be upheld. —BJ
This article appears in Oct 17-23, 2013.


No….. no… they’d let us know in those words exactly
What’s your hurry, they’ve got 4 years FFS. Give them some time to see if there’s anything left worth stealing.
And when they do sit down, and give us “the talk” – just picture Justin Trudeau’s wind-tousled hair and boyish grin.
That’ll make it alllll better.
Holy fuck, talk about being impatient.
They haven’t even got their asses warm from the comfy seats they’ll be sitting in…give it some time.
Shit, they’re already firing deputy ministers. Stevie’s workin’ fast.
Just you wait, Kitster, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
I’m impressed so far, the most female ministers ever and a speaker in a wheelchair.