I have this friend who complains that he is ‘a crippled” his words not mine. He was hit by a car X number of years ago and has knee probs now. I broke my f-ing pelvic bone 3X so far. It hurts somedays but I get by. I work full time. This friend of mine is on welfare and refuses to look for work because he is ‘a cripple’. However, he goes on long walks, 8-10 hours of constant walking. Ha! That would put me in a hospital. I can only stand for about an hour at a time. But I have a job. So do a number of other “crippled” people I know. Here is the question: Its not “Why does this fat soandso get to live off my taxes” The question is “Why am I still his friend?”
This article appears in Mar 27 – Apr 2, 2008.


Question is why is he still your friend. With friends like you who needs enemies! Or are you just pissed cause you can’t get welfare too?
There will always be leeches. That’s a fact of life. If you choose to keep company with this bozo, then you deserve the aggro.
Matt I don’t have to justify anything to you. Obviously you are like this to all new comers so rather than take Ginger’s fate I will simply ignore you now!
Faith i think you ARE ginger.
poop don’t be so paranoid. Ginger was a lame fuck. Amusing but lame.
Poop… I can’t help myself- I agree!How does she know Ginger is gone (“was a dumb fuck” i.e. use of past tense)? Maybe Ginger went on a vaction to Cuba. She could be back any day now! How does Faith know!?!?!?
You’re right, she is. I wasn’t going to say anything either, but so is Vicky and this other Ocean Melody one.
What do you mean? My actual name is Vicky, and I happen to like Manchester United, as indicated by my profile pic. I was here 2 yrs. ago, signing off as “Victoria L. Israel”. What seems to be the problem, qwerty?
There’s a pattern, and I remember seeing that avatar used by one of Ginger’s “identities”.
Qwerty, i’m with you on this one. It’s just too obvious.
Sorry, qwerty, but it’s just me, Vicky. Just a woman in Clayton Park, smoking joints, watching Real Madrid vs Valencia (1-1) on Gol TV, and reading this lovely column on one of my days off. A RABID United and England XI fan, as flown proudly when I’m here. You don’t see me in every bitch, just the ones I feel the need to comment on, that’s all. A new BITCH in the mix, lol.
When “Princess” first popped up, she had the same avatar as “Ginger”, and “Princess’s” response, when confronted, was “I have better taste than her”…??? But similar to “she was a lame fuck”, no?She also had a “just call me princess” which had the same avatar as “ocean”, and I know I saw Vicky’s, I just can’t remember which one it was.
I think I had the “sunburst Manchester United” avatar, at first, if I’m not mistaken. I had removed it because it wasn’t a clear enough image, and replaced it with this one. It combines my passions for Manchester and the England XI into one, that’s all. Any other questions, or should we go back to the original post? I’m just saying. Oy vey.
I didn’t ask you any questions, and you hadn’t posted in this one… but oh wait… Faith did.
no, no, I just saw my name mentioned, that’s all. I just looked to see why, simple as that. I read it on the side column.
I think if someone suggested I was Ginger, my responce would be somewhere along the lines of “Fuck you, you crazy bitch”… not borderline ass-kissing and unprovoked ramblings about sports teams.I need an old peiest and a young priest.
oops, response
I feel I don’t need to respond that way, I’m much too mellow for that. I get riled up when people confuse sluts and whores, not being compared to Ginger, or Princess, whatever. It just doesn’t light my fire. I’m a cynical motherfucker, too. But I can recognize someone telling the truth. As for unprovoked sports ramblings, I’m like that every day of the week. Go United! Can’t we all just get along?
Nope.
Then maybe you should come over for a joint, I think you might enjoy it. Also, I read an interesting “psst” before appearing here this evening. I don’t sound anything like that. Oy vey, you’re verklempt.
good grief.
Vicky if you are offering that joint freely maybe we can smoke it up lol.(not a come on). I just like your style in the coast .
if you had been in the park by Smitty’s on Spring Gdn. this afternoon, you would have seen a woman in a United shirt, smoking a j. Maybe next time?
ARRRGGH! *pulling my hair out and running away screaming*
Vicky ..Damn it woman why didn’t you share i was the one in the jean skirt and heals. lmao. Vicky you know i like your style!
ha ha ha ha ha ha! qwerty, don’t worry, I’ll share with you, too. After you get over yourself. For “D”, have you ever expressed yourself to your “friend” like you have here? Also, does this person have 2 canes, with long brown hair, and a beard? If they do, I know exactly who you’re referring to. He’s got a right to bitch, like we all do, but his story gets tired FAST.
Next time, Faith, next time…as the weather gets nicer, I get out more often for a 4:20 moment. qwerty, are you joining us, or what? haha!
vicky let me know i’ll bring the booze lmao
yeah, let’s invite cranky instead of qwerty, and get some Pabst Blue Ribbon!
CALLING MATT!!!This turd needs to be flamed NOW!!!
CALLING MATT!!!This turd needs to be flamed NOW!!!
Aaaah-oooo-ga!….Aaaah-ooooo-ga! Battle stations! Battle stations!Forget the napalm and bring tha mutha fuckin’ nukes!
laugh over laugh!
In all seriousness, his is just embarrassing, Ginger – having a back and forth pretend conversation between your 2 nicknames pretending to bond and plan a party together is so far beyond lame, it’s actually making me kind of sad. In a really, really bad way. You should really stop doing this. You’re like the Britney Spears of Bitch – way, way past scandalous and just downright pitiable. Please get some dignity.
I’m going to play devil’s advocate here. It was obvious from the start that Faith was Ginger. Also that Oceansomething that appeared briefly. She probably remembered that she had already used Ocean Lover or something like that. But I don’t think Vicky is the same person. I also don’t believe lol = Ginger. Completely different writing styles. Look at all Ginger’s obvious alter egos: Just Call Me Princess, Princess Bitch, Ocean Lover, Ocean Melody, Faith. Absolutely identical writing style, content, posting habits, etc. I really don’t think Ginger is capable of altering her writing style appreciably.
Jesus. What the fuck happened to this thread? So far i’ve noticed a crippled guy, someone who is pissed cause they can’t rape the SA system, and one giant piece of shit with about 50 different personalities. This has got to be the most manic, desperate, attention hungry display of self loathing i have ever seen. I’ve said this before but this time, in all seriousness: You really do need to find a life away from this board. It’s taken over whatever social life you may have already had, and probably dwindled any bit of your self respect. It’s not funny, it’s gone past whatever it was before, and now it’s just really sad and hard to watch.You need some friends..and not the kind that you invent yourself.
Hey Miranda, I completely agree with you that Ginger is not LOL; she may be clogging up the board with her multiple personalities the same way LOL did, but like you say, the styles couldn’t be more different. LOL was extremely aggravating, but in a slightly more clever (though not at all entertaining) way!
NMH, Miranda: That is the kind of difference I was noticing too before qwerty pointed out that there was some indication that LOL = Ginger. Not that this is really a mystery that needs solving or anything. LOL was a tit who thought he/she was an intellectual and just wanted to bring havoc to the board. I think at best Ginger is just trying to find a way to post here without being attacked all the time and at worst is an attention hog.If the former is true, Poster Formerly Known as Ginger, please take this as friendly advice. Take a break. Let everyone cool thier heels for a bit. Wait until you notice some new people, (who are not you), join the forum and then log in with a brand new name and profile.DO NOT comment on every bitch, DO NOT use tired and recycled cliches in your comments, DO NOT post things that are off topic, DO try and carefully read posts before commenting and DO expect to flamed from time to time and DO NOT take it so seriously when it happens. I am not suggesting these things to censor you, you have the right to say whatever the hell you want. I am just trying to suggest a way for you to participate without getting as much grief. If you do not change the way you post, you will continue to get the same treatment, no matter what your handle is. Just be aware of that.
Yes, and I think the maid killed General Custer in the library with the candlestick but who the hell cares?How about commenting on the post instead of all these lame conspiracies about who people are or aren’t on the internet. Food for thought; this is the internet …. nothing is real here.As for the post; have you ever asked him WTF? Why not a call centre job or something where he gets to sit 8 hours a day? Likely he has all kinds of excuses why he can’t work. Personally, I’m all for helping those less fortunate but there has to come a time when they need to help themself.As for the first comment, yeah I know, …. f-off blah blah blah. For the record conspirators I’m nobody other than myself … all the time … good and bad.
Who walks for 8-10 hours? He couldn’t possibly get a job anyway, it would cut into his walking time. Seriously, 8-10 hours of walking?!?And as disgusting as it is, I would still rather have a system that gets abused from the bottom than the top. No one is getting rich off welfare or EI or Disability abuse, but there are a lot of corrupt CEO’s getting filthy rich by abusing the retirement/pension funds set up for thier employees. That pisses me off waaaaay more than. I’d much rather have 10000 people steal a dollar from me each than have one person steal $10000 from me.
Dear qwerty, poop, matt, and anyone else. My name is Vicky, short for Victoria. MY ACTUAL NAME, people. Victoria L. Israel is my previous handle on here. Look me up in Canada 411, and you’ll see me there. I don’t know who the fuck Ginger, Princess Bitch, etc, etc, is…you’ll never see my name or avatar change here. WHAT THE FUCK?
Okay.(sheesh! smoke a doobie already.)
Vicky, whether you’re Ginger or not, and whether Ginger is LOL or not, for the love of fuck, DON’T give out your personal info!!!!! And just because that’s your real name, doesn’t mean you’re not her. We don’t know her real name.
Already way ahead of you, poop, hahahaha! Doobie after espresso for me…later! have a nice day! Go United!
Qwerty, there’s nothing wrong with telling the truth. I was just trying to lighten up the situation last night, that’s all. I feel there’s nothing wrong with signing my real name here. Anyone else have a problem?
Then, until such time as you know Ginger’s real name, stop all your misdirected flaming towards me. There’s no need, unless I contribute something deserving of flaming. Then, bring it on!
Thank you Matt! I know I’m slightly annoying, but isn’t everybody from time to time? Ginger takes the award for that, hands down. Have a nice Friday everybody, it’s time for the footie!
no, no, I know it wasn’t you. I said, I saw that qwerty had mentioned my name. I saw it in the “recent comments” sidebar, and looked to see what was up? Then, I found myself drawn into all this, trying to defend myself against the accusations, which were clearly unprovoked. That’s how it all started. It’s all good, Matt.
Yup, what he said. And as for the multiple personalites og Ginger: I hate you, i hate you, i don’t even know you but i hate your fuckin’ guts.
Matt you do have an imagination! I am not Ginger. Plain and simple I don’t have that kind of fucking time to log on every day. I work in a call centre and work weird shifts! So that is why the weird hours for my postings. I have to echo Vicky and say stop flamming me. I AM NOT GINGERprinces/vicky etc. Although Vicky I still like your style hon! Stop being so paranoid about this person. Holy Fuck. Following along with Vicky, My name is Faith (real Name not made up) that is about all you get as I don’t give personal info on line. I’m 30, single and work.(don’t take this as a pick up line). I enjoy the coast and enjoy being able to present my opinons along with the rest of ya. As for this chick Ginger who ever she is if you guys wish to flame her go right ahead none of my concern. But please stop thinking I am her. Really you guys are a bunch of good eggs and shouldn’t really waste your time on her. I just hope she doesn’t work with me.
Ok “hon” we believe you… lmao… PS That was sarcasm, PuBe.
What happened to ESL teacher?hahahahahahaha I mean laugh over laugh
Bloody hell.
She went on to bigger and better things. Now she is part time at the call center and full time on this board. Busy girl!
I just have to say a big thank you to the comedians on here…I haven’t laughed in 2 days because of a toothache and this thread literally had me weak! Or should I say laughing over laughing?I usually find the Ginger bashing quite boring and a waste of time, but qwerty, Miles, poop, lynn, that was absolutely hilarious!Oh and Faith, if you aren’t Ginger, which I highly doubt, I feel for you! Not because everyone is laughing at you, but because your intelligence appears equal to hers….HON!
Oh for the love of god! Ginger/Faith/Princess, I beg you. Take Miles’ advice. PLEASE. It’s good advice. You are not fooling anyone. Your writing style is as distinctive as William Shattner’s voice. No matter what character he plays, he is still Captain Kirk. And no matter what you put in your username box, you are still Ginger. I have never flamed you, Ginger. I don’t hate you. But for christ’s sake, woman, have some dignity! How can you not understand that we can all TELL every time you turn up on here with a new alias?
Yes..this is all very entertaining. (As Lori pointed out) Someone ought to give a certain group of individuals their own page/section. Really…honestly I mean it. Please take care not to expose any personal info. As we have seen, not every person with a keyboard is…..well…all good. How dangerous an individual is may not come threw in type. So..continue to play…(my face hurts from smiling)….but BE CAREFULL
Methinks the PuBe is holed up somewhere with a copy of “How To Change Your Writing Style For Dummies”.
Miles your comment from this morning about walking 8-10 hours a day was hysterical. I also like what you said in the same comment about getting ripped off from the bottom rather than the top – great point. If more of us directed our anger away from the welfare/ EI abusers and onto the real criminals – the guys who would, and in many cases do, rob any of us blind without so much as an afterthought, I think we could really move towards being a more fair and tolerant society.