Okay, so it’s Saturday morning and I’m in a stall in the men’s washroom. Someone enters the washroom and occupies the stall next to me. He then experiences what can only be described as “machine gun diarrhea”. No problem; we’ve all been there. He then wipes… only once. Okay, he’s efficient. The trogodyte then exits the stall and the washroom, WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS! WTF!? In this day and age?! Really?! Your mother brought you up wrong, dude! —Sickened And Disgusted
This article appears in Feb 2-8, 2012.


… and then he went into the kitchen and made you a salad.
that jabroni is gonna get pink eye pretty damn soon if he keeps that up
In this day and age? Hand washing should be a priority for superior people at any place in time.
wtf do you mean by ‘superior people’?
Ew. Machine gun diarrhea warrants atleast 4 wipes. That is just neglectful. I would hate to be his girlfriend.
Superior people are those who lead a superior lifestyle. It starts with washing your hands, and living in a civilized manner. Minding those around you while endeavouring to be successful in this world while helping those around you succeed as well.
Oooh this makes me sad and I likely won’t be able to touch anybody/public surface all week.
Sounds like Poppy got sloppy.