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How the hell did my boxers end up with the aprons?!? Sure the Javex you put didn’t put large stains on the aprons but it sure did on my boxers! I got two large brown stains on the back of my boxers which makes it look like I shit my pants!
—Learn to Seperate the laundry!
This article appears in Dec 10-16, 2009.
12 Comments
I think the tag says it all.
Huh…first I have ever heard of someone blaming bleach for the “brown stains” on their boxers.
Why is someone else doing your laundry for you…especially if you are a pants shitter? evilgrin
FUCK’S SAKE, Mom, you stupid BITCH! Can’t you do anything right you old broad! God! How did I ever live inside of you for nine months?
Just kidding.
I’m living with my mom at the moment but I won’t even let her touch my laundry. I’ve been doing my own since I was about seven years old. Yaahhh!
Sure, the brown stains are from the aprons ehh? Yeah, someone must have spilled apple juice and cream in my load of underwear, too.
Why don’t you just admit you skid your drawers like an elephant on Ex-Lax?
shit happens bub.
That’s the last time you’ll use that new chocolate-flavoured Javex, eh?
BROWN BLEACH stains??
I’ve been thinking about it….if the boxers were black to start with and there was too much bleach, you would get redish-brown spots. I have a few black T-shirts that have suffered that fate.
OORRRRRR, maybe this is the person’s way of saying “do your own laundry, shitface”
How does BLEACH cause brown stains? If anything it would cause white blotches.
Do your own laundry. I’ve been doing my own since I was 6. Despite the awesomeness of my mom, she’s not the greatest at laundry (she doesn’t check pockets, puts everything in the dryer, blahblah — says she’s too busy looking after everything else to take tons of time to do laundry heh) so I just always did my own and uh, now that I’m an ADULT, my clothes = my responsibility.
However, that being said…I LOVE doing laundry. Absolutely love it.
But, OP, it’s pretty sad you had to come on LTWWB to “explain” your skid marks. Stop sharting and go take a shit for fuck sake!
cosmo, would there be a mystery about who did the laundry if the OP’s spouse did it?
My guess is that this is some old guy, living in a home, (a whole load of aprons with one pair of boxers, not likely a household) and doesn’t realize that he shits himself cause he doesn’t wipe his own ass anymore….and now sees the stains and thinks that cute little nurse might see them so he’s pissed!
Old guy bitching on LTWWB….its possible.
Maybe the OP lives with roommates or in Residence?