To the two lads who thought it was funny to holler at a cute young woman on Blowers Street the other night: grow up. Women should be able to walk past Pizza Corner or anywhere else in this city without having to deal with taunts and your immaturity. In the mean time, enjoy your man-to-hand relationship for I pity anyone who ends up with you PS: find a tailor that can hem your pants so it doesn’t look like you’re expecting a flood, you don’t look as hot as you think you do. —Disappointed SWM
This article appears in Nov 29 – Dec 5, 2012.
dear stupid white male, it’s a male thing. maybe when you reach puberty, you might understand a bit more about it. if a girl is really good looking, like my woggie, then a compliment is in order. but not too much of a fucking nasty noise.
don’t worry. We’re all objectifying you guys just as much.
mmmmm, smelly pussy, bet you can’t eat more than one?
Those numbfuck douches fell off the bootlegger’s goat wagon from Hillybilly Hollow – pity the poor dimwitted nutsacks – they’ve never seen women that they’re not related to before – other than moi – they had a staring contest with my tits for 6 months.
To refine what Blow was talking about, it’s a male primate thing. The amount of noise the males make is in inverse proportion to their height on the evolutionary scale.
What’s with the title of the bitch? You were riding a horse when you typed it?
Perhaps they were hicks from out of town and thought Blowers Street meant you got more than a mouthful of pizza?