To the young adult in yoga the other week. This has been bothering me for a while. I was behind you in class. I know it is hot and everyone wears shorts, but could you not find shorts that didn’t expose your crack every time we went into downward dog or any other pose that had us bending over? You could have rolled your shorts up, that would have helped. You are not the smallest girl I’ve ever seen but you were not obese either. I know that you could have found shorts that fit! No one likes being distracted in class. Please next time be a little more thoughtful!
—LadyS
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2009.
Thats horrible! So when and where is this class anyways??
There’s something grating about this bitch and I’m not entirely sure what it is. It seems like a thinly veiled insult of some sort. I don’t love exposed cracks either, but some people are just crack-prone. This girl probably has no idea that her crack is exposed and probably won’t figure it out unless someone has the cajones to go up and tell her. Until then you may just have to deal with it.
Good thing she just didn’t let one rip on ya. Wait till the next class and give her a pair as an ‘early b-day present’.
Women are disgusting.
OHHHH Burn!
The studio is off Spring Garden near Jennifer’s of NS.
If she is doing downward dog. . . shouldn’t YOU be also doing downward dog. . and thus have your head facing the floor? Just how hard did you have to crane your neck in order to get a good view of her crack from down there?
Dino…. get real. Who the hell would go out and buy shorts for someone in this scenario? I don’t see women lining stores to buy clothes for all the girls they see with muffin tops walking around…..
and tresorla has an excellent point. If she’s there to actually DO her Yoga and you’re there to fucking pose around and judge everyone then you’re disturbing the class and should take a hike.
there are other forward bends where your back is straight and your facing the mirror tresorla.
my bad for reading this “could you not find shorts that didn’t expose your crack every time we went into downward dog ” and assuming you meant downward dog. . .
I also said other forward bends. Also not everyone is moves at the same pace. I guess I should have worded it better. Gawd!