Hello Dal smokers,
If you’re going to suck down toxic chemicals and slowly kill yourselves, kindly do it in an area not on campus. I must be weird or something because I don’t really enjoy breathing in the toxic fumes and you blow in my face as I walk to class. I thought Dal was supposed to be a smoke free campus yet I feel like I’m walking around in a permanent cloud of cigarette smoke. Dal…stop being idiots and enforce the rule or don’t say you are a smoke free campus. Smokers….with so much information available about the dangers of smoking…why bother? And why do I have to suffer from your stupidity?
This article appears in Oct 16-22, 2008.


Smokers, I don’t know why you insist on stalking and following non-smokers around and blowing smoke at them. Let them be the happy non-smokers they deserve to be, by quitting. Listen to them. They are not happy. You are making them suffer. You’re trying to give them cancer. No wonder they’re paranoid and angry – they are under regular threat. Quit. It’s the right thing to do and you will be saving hundreds of lives, including your own. Don’t listen to non-smokers when they say your life has no value, it’s just the anger and assassination attempts talking. You are inadvertently (but probably intentionally) killing someone with every cigarette you smoke in public. Just quit, because you’re stupid, you’re clearly suicidal but you prefer to do it slowly AND take down others with you, and you smell terrible. Stupid, crazy, stinky, suicidal murderer! Doesn’t that insult you enough to quit? Quit. If not for yourself – for non-smokers. You OWE it to them, smokers.
i am sick and tired of all these bitches about smoking.lets bitch about the non smokers for once- stop coming to my smoking section and complain or couph this is a SMOKING SECTION- Stop complaing on how its going to kill us all, we are aware if we choose to smoke then we choose to smoke- Non smokers be thankful that you have smokers because the cig money goes towards your and your childrens health care and education