I’m either totally crazy or every douche in this city thinks they are IT!! Just because I try to get into the restroom and have to ask you to move(only because you make a professional rugby player look small), which is weird because you were about 150 pounds, does not mean I’m “fronting”.
Get a life, small man, if I wanted to I could throw you across the street!
—Green Giant
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.


“I’m either totally crazy or every douche in this city thinks they are IT!”
for a second there I thought this was going to be a cool, techy bitch.
how disappointing.
Based on this nonsensical bitch, OP, I’d say you’re totally crazy.
How can someone who weighs 150lbs “make a professional rugby player look small” ? schmeh? And if you meant to type 450lbs, how could you “throw you across the street”.
I think, despite your inability to coherently string three thoughts together, you’ve just experienced “SMALL MAN SYNDROME”, and it’s not a Halifax thing. In fact it’s even more common in cities with more of a melting pot because there are more concentrations of men belonging to “smaller” races.
Gidget, I was thinking the same thing…
Great, Anton, now I am sharing a brain with yet *another* person. LOL
yea toss him across the street and still beat his ass soemore like dirtydakside style yea do it pussy and stop talking
Why is this even a bitch? It makes no sense.
Isn’t dwarf tossing illegal?
reminds me of Caveman Games and the wife toss….
I used to get that bitch a hell of a ways.
Was a mean Dino pole-vaulter too…
“Mate Toss” 😉