Seedless Watermelons: You taste like nothing, you get mushy quickly, you make terrible slushies. I spend at least $25 every year trying to find one of you who doesn’t suck… with no success. Why does the general public accept these pale imitations? We need to revolt, and demand the seeded, delicious watermelons of our youth be brought back. I know they still exist, I have seen them on TV! —Seedless in Nova Scotia
This article appears in Jun 30 – Jul 6, 2011.


yeah, and I bet you get disappointed when you buy watermelon Popsicles and they don’t have seeds in them either…..
it’s to prevent you from becoming pregnant with a bastard watermelon baby…
for your own good and yet still you bitch.
geeeez.
if you find it doesn’t taste like anything… you’re doing it wrong:
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that’s the only way i enjoy the melon of water zedman
Mmm… it’s watermelon season! And I agree, I like the non-bastardized version of watermelons too. Check out Pete’s. I’ve gotten good ones form there before.
Filling it up with Vodka is the most brilliant decision of life.
Like cherry pits, spittin’ the seeds is half the fun!
Plus the ones for foreign lands have often been frozen in transit which is one of the reasons why they’re that weird colour and mooshie. I march them right back to the store for a refund when that happens. They hate me.
i must confess i have never enjoyed many melons, i ❤ mmmangoes
They aren’t my favourite but I do like chunks in a fruit salad for the colour and variety if nothing else.
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I wish someone would come up with a seedless lemon.
I just squirted lemon juice from an actual lemon on my broccoli before I put it on the grill and my GOD picking slimy little lemon seeds out sucks ass, but it sucks even more ass if you chomp down on one of those little fucks.
LOL bastard watermelon babies. <3
I got a watermelon in da fridge… might have to make a trip to the LC before mah bbq is complete. Mmm bbq!
lime is good and it goes better in cocktails. why don’t limes have seeds? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/71188
Mmmm!
I had a lime “tree” that was about 10 inches high and produced full sized limes for several years! The blossoms smelled incredible!
Then it croaked for no discernible reason. : (
I’ve sucked a lemon seed up a straw once BLEH it was terrifying
my ma used to tell me…don’t swallow that seed or a tree will grow in your stomach. grapefruit seeds terrified me, maybe that’s why i don’t like watermelons^^
OP,
You might be surprised to know (or maybe not) that of all the criteria used in the “manufacture” of “fresh” fruit and vegetables by our industrial food system, taste is either at the bottom of the list or doesn’t even make the cut and this admission comes from the food companies themselves.
The hybrid varieties that are shipped thousands of miles and offered to you at the grocery store were developed because they travel well, meaning that they still “look” like food when they arrive at the supermarket. Taste has little to do with it.
I suspect that your seedless watermelons fall into this category. Aside from it’s other dubious qualities (from the eater’s point of view), the “seedless” feature was obviously higher in priority than the actual taste.
Another little known factoid: the nutritional content of many common fruits and vegetables has fallen dramatically in the last forty years. Some believe the culprit is again the industrial food system in which crops are grown in a basically inert soil matrix long devoid of natural fertility. Farmland in most places has been so degraded in quality that you couldn’t grow a single bean plant without a massive infusion of chemical fertilizers.
If you would like to expose your taste buds to food that is still delicious, including watermelons, try planting your own or buy locally from a market gardener who still grows real food.
I can guide you to some local dealers who traffic in this sort of thing.
Started my own vegetable garden last year. Could not believe the difference in flavour between my home-grown peppers and the grocery store peppers. On a scale of one to ten, my peppers-9 , grocery store-4. Yes buy local or grow your own if you can. Sage advice Comandante!
so, how do you regrow something that is seedless, nevermind, i really don’t want to know. and yes, the taste is nowhere as good as the seeded type. anything seedless just tastes like nothing.
and you pay a lot more for that crap, why, when there are no extra weight in it or advantage to them.
Viva la revolucion de los alimentos!
Commie Vegetables?
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My fave was Brezhnev.
OP, go suck on a pickled watermelon rind. There are seedless varieties because that’s what people want.
I had a salad last year that totally blew me away. It was made with cubed watermelon, feta cheese and balsamic vinegar..(sounded strange to me too) but DAMN! It was yummy!
http://culinaryarts.about.com/od/salads/r/…
I’m also rather pleased as we put our first garden in a little over a week ago and already, things are starting to sprout nicely! I can’t wait to taste the fresh veggies out of my own garden. THAT, to me, is summer! mmmmm
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we had a garden when we first moved into our dwelling, now it’s a pet cemetery and the rest of the yard is a dog run…woof
Morning all, welcome back Rosie 🙂
“Viva la revolucion de los alimentos!” – Sire, the food is revolting!!
Gansta Chow – When good food turns bad ;(
For the time being, I’ll stick with seeded watermelons. Remember how bad high-bush blueberries used to be, now they’re great, the same will happen for seedless watermelons.
paingirl – Thanks for making me think of the Ramones (pet cemetery), great way to start the weekend =)
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OK–this is da bomb. Scoop out the inside of a melon and freeze it. Then (this is the cool part!) put the frozen chunks in a blender with rum and maybe a few strawberries or raspberries. NO ICE NEEDED! It also makes great watermelon margaritas!
mmm cold libation talk…too early damnit^^that’s funny hugo, the song and the book were better than the movie http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxune2nx…