Seriously! Dear drunk and disorderly students: Be careful who you scream at and harass while wandering the city in your angry, entitled, ego-inflating, drunken haze. I might just be your professor. —The midterm just got harder

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  1. Payback is a MoFo and tenure is a license to kill. Award extra points if they can still sing MP’s “Philosopher’s Song” after a night of jager bombs.

  2. wouldn’t that just be wonderful, to see the cute little shitheads, as they come to realize that you were the one they yammered at the night before. i could just imagine the thoughts going thru their fucked up little brains.

  3. As the resident philosopher/pedagogue on this site, I feel it incumbent upon me to comment on the recent “Town-Gown” dispute in which the writer claims that she was called a “bitch” by some “drunk and disorderly” students. The obvious question one must ask is, why? Why did the students call her a “bitch?”

    My thinking is that the students were engaged in research, possibly on the Underclass in Halifax, and happened upon what was clearly a living example. In order to get clearer about the contents of her thinking by way of an examination of The Underclass Mind, she retorted in the usual polemical fashion and, in reply, the students understandably called her a “bitch.”

    Her Underclass status is confirmed by her fantasy about being a professor – clearly a status to which she can never aspire – and penalizing the students the next morning in revenge. This is a common characeristic among the Underclass and serves as confirmation of her lowly social position.

    I think the students should have pulled down her panties and given her a good spanking.

    Thank you for your patience and understanding.

    Cheerio!

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