To the total asshat who sat outside near North & Agricola Wednesday night and wolf whistled, tunelessly whistled, whistled random notes, and whistled everything imaginably annoying, YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. —Fuck off, asshole
This article appears in Nov 5-11, 2015.


Angry those wolf whistles weren’t for you? Why not close the window? It’s getting colder.
Wolf whistles? Men still do that? My Mama would have beaten me with a metal spatula had I ever done such a disrespectful thing. Next time, try throwing a bucket of cold water at this dastardly tunesmith.
You cringe now but in a few years he might be basking in the glow of a world whistling championship:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK1DCWrW02…
Random Notes? Could have been the Hunger Games tune.