End of the world, you say? Bring it on, I say.
—Cap’n Nihilism
This article appears in Jul 9-15, 2009.
Whirling Ball of Shit
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go away.
who say?
what?
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
My cat’s breath does too.
Go to a hospice and say that, you dumb dick.
My non-existent cat’s breath would smell like that too.
My cat’s breath smells like cat shit….ewww…that wasn’t his mouth I was sniffing.
Are you eating Oat Bran Miles?
That’s what the box says, but there seems to be some expired raisins in it. I think my bunny might have had something to do with it.
I think “Whirling Ball of Shit” can be found on Peter Kelly’s birth certificate. Rename him Captain Defecate
Basil your wrong, he’s Captain Concert. With politicians like Peter “Paul” and Darrell “Ringo”, I am worried, very worried.
Yes I wonder what sort of budget defecate the concert is going to leave us with, after the cleanup and repair expenses, etc. Add that to the huge defecate that the Harbour Solutions repairs will undoubtedly leave us with, and we are looking at the taxpayers have to fund that defecate for years to come. The bity budget is the whirling ball of shit.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go you’re-an-8 and deficit.
Haha…I was really hoping you really didn’t know the correct spelling of deficit, because it’d be unintentionally awesome-er. Oh well.
The winds of shit are in the air…
TTFN The “world” is NOT ending in your hospice.
Tell that to the people who live there, kay. For them, the world is very much ending.
Jammie – I intentionally used the word defecate and not deficit – I am aware that one is shit and the other is not enough shit to pay the bills.
Basil – my joke was not intended to make fun of your post, and your intent was clear. I was simply running with a defecate pun.
Jammie – running with a defecate pun – don’t tell me you have diahorreah? I think the spelling is ok, but it’s Friday so who gives a shit…..
Doesn’t matter how to spell diarrhea when your patient is dripping it onto your shoes. Hope no one was eating!
What patient was dripping what in whose shoes? Better be careful who you accuse – you could be sued for defecation of character!
PS, Basil, Running with diarrhea is a good way to do your Kegels and do your best The Penguin impersonation at the same time!
Thanks Heathro, I’m eating beef stew.
Even the dying know they’re dying alone. We all do.