HEY!!! Mother Nature!!! Where’s my damned summer? We’ve payed our dues. We put up with your 6 months of winter, we put up with your 6 weeks of spring rain. For what? Two weeks of sunshine? That’s pretty weak. Is this the best you can do? Maybe you should be looking for a suitable replacement if your age is getting in the way. —Solar Powered
This article appears in Aug 4-10, 2011.
What do you expect, with the world’s weather paterns changing as they are?
Better hold on OB, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
Where did you find 2 weeks of sunshine? I don’t think we’ve had that yet. I laugh at all those fools who had to ‘book’ vacations from their offices well in advance and then get stuck with shit weather. God I love picking and choosing the days I work. If it’s hot and sunny, that’s a vacation day for me.
It’s there OP, just on the other side of the clouds. I’m not complaining, we could be sweltering like central Canada has been.
you think our weather’s weird….
http://gizmodo.com/5806939/the-craziest-sk…
You need a comma in your headline. At first, I thought you had a different mother for each season…
“I helped my uncle jack off a horse”
See how commas change the whole meaning?
lol Xeno.
Commas; the difference between Sunday Dinner, and the Zombie Apocalypse.
“Let’s eat Grandpa.”
“Let’s eat, Grandpa.”
Lolzzzz
Good call xeno, I’m fixing it now.
The rain is one thing but then the fucking wind starts, oh well our falls are usually our best times for weather anyhow
To whom do I make the cheque out to for some summer?
I’m frustrated about the weather too but FFS…quite your griping about things you have no control over. Maybe you should take a trip to the Horn of Africa, then see if you want to complain about our damp spring/summer. Suddenly, our weather doesn’t seem so bad. Things could be much, much worse.
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