All year round I see ads in the paper, or in resurant windows boasting off FREE meals on your birthday…well its my fucking Birthday and nobody wants to dish out my free food! Although many places offer free dessert and to embarass the shit out of me thats about it! So within the next few days if I see some stupid motherfucking sign in a restarant window, beware of an incoming BRICK!
This article appears in May 8-14, 2008.


*Throws a cream pie in your face*Happy Birthday, whiney pants.
The Casino. Free buffet on your birthday.Prove it.
goes to show how the younger kids(20something & teens)expect everything for free and if it doesn’t go their way: bricks and shitty ons. Perhaps you could do your homework:call places first, mention to them you saw an ad, check your facts, also you used an over-generalization(all year round…), not many places offer up a whole free meal, be thankful they even offer a deal, lastly…it’snot your food“…my free food…” if you want to be an a**hole about it by being violent perhaps you are undeserving of niceness….so ur choices are as of october07, the casino, boomerangs as far as i know….
Wah-wah-wah – your sense of entitlement is un-fuckng-belivable.
Get some friends, they will usually take a fella out for their birthday…but i suspect you wouldn’t be bitching if that were an option.