Why is the mailman always so fucking late on check day? Useless silly servants – hurry the hell up! I’m getting beef-sweats always walking up and down these stairs every hour until damn near 6 pm to see if my money is here. —Thug Life

This article appears in Apr 4-10, 2013.

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  1. Damn yo, cuz ya gots to know flava wasta’s just keep on wastin flava. But what be worse, a flava wasta or a cock blocka.

    Get back wit yo thinkings.

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  4. Yes direct deposit makes way more sense OP than to be waiting at the mailbox. Then again, calling the banking info line can be a drag to in order to find out if its been deposited. I guess you will just have to put a ‘hold’ on the drinkin and screwin maybe? Then once you get your check, you’ll be like, ‘Come git it’….. lol but not with me though, I only have a ‘select few’. lol

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  5. I’m with HB…..get with the program! Direct deposit = no issues. But then what would be left to bitch about? HA HA

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  6. Bro Tim, this troll crap brings many readers to the site. Did you think it was just us? We have to play nice, but how do you police the Internet?

    I could also say you offend me with everything you post, that would make you a troll. See? In the anonymous cyber land, we’re all trolls. If we were on Facebook then it would be a different story.

    If you don’t like it, don’t give the Coast the time of day. It’s like complaining about the endless bus and cyclist bitches. It’s a bitch board, deal with it.

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  7. I know that I’ve personally got about a dozen people hooked on this site. We love the bitches and the banter. And the Coast loves our advertisement traffic. Without traffic then there would be no advertisement revenue. With no advertisement revenue! Then there would be no site.

    Accept it, laugh at it, deal with it dear.

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  8. To quote Mel…

    YOU SEXIST PIG….

    it’s a ‘delivery agent’ and be thankful you’re only getting it at 6pm.

    “with the reduction in workforce, the Canadian Union of Postal Workers has denounced the service changes, warning that the need for carriers to spend more time on their routes will mean delays in mail delivery.
    Trevor Beckerson, president of the Nova local unit suggested mail could arrive at some addresses at 10pm at night “

    http://postandparcel.info/41473/news/canad…

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  10. Yah, Kirk exactly. Besides, where would we get our laffs for the day??? lol This site is, for the most part, purely entertainment. There are the occasional bitter bitches but no one pays any heed to them anyhow. Good for a laff!!!!:)

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  12. Anyone who so naive to think this is a authentic bitch needs a reality check. If this is a real bitch, then this person must be a real loser. I’m quite sure OB is fucking all kinds of bitches, cashing in the welfare or EI cheque and chugging Colt 45.

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  13. Good for you OB …yer helping the economy … at least yer not wastin’ it by putting it in a retirement account or other long term savings plan that will be robbed by inflation & possibly simply just outright taken (or is the proper word Stolen) like they did in Cyprus !

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  14. They decided to let you all starve. Turns out we suddenly realized you are of no use whatsoever and are, in fact, a massive liability.

    trollback.

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  19. Right you are Zedster. I asked the Mod to remove a comment I made on a news story and she seems to have eliminated everything I posted after 11:00. Even my fake troll posts, which I of course, never do. >; )

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  20. meh, with 12k posts, I think I’m ok with losing a few for this cause.
    good ‘un, mate.

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  22. Leave the mod alone!!! Does she really have to be a parent to us now?

    I wonder how many hypocritical complaints she gets every week, any insight there TTFN?

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  23. Boru, I would guess that the thread was deleted because it mutated into the LTWWB version of a zombie outbreak.

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  25. I think the mod gets tired of showing up for work and having her inbox full of complaints.

    Ohhhh, someone offended me anonymously online….. take it down.

    Ohhhh, someone argued with me……take it down.

    Ohhhh, theres a troll on the loose….take it down.

    Ohhhh, I’m a hypocritical little bitch, better tell the mod.

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  26. Kirk I agree. Some people can give it but can’t take it. Sad really. But maybe now they’ll think twice before crying to the mod. Hope so anyhow. Seems like they went to an AWFUL lot of work faking profiles and whatnot. All For NAUGHT!! We really shouldn’t need moderators. I assume everyone here is an adult, although most times you wouldn’t know it. 🙁

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  27. —–
    BORU; The thread was declared over this morning. And so it was.
    —–

    Yes. #1Woggie-Who-Runs-The-Board declared Olly Olly Oxenfree!- and it was over.

    😀

    I’m writing in Fabulous Froodle next municipal erection.

    By the shining beard of Dennis Cato, I swear this to be true,

    p

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  28. >wink wink< ‘Seems like they went to an AWFUL lot of work faking profiles and whatnot. All For NAUGHT!!’ sO when are you going to redo your boomy profiles ? xoxoxoxoxo
    all for love
    #1Snogdog-Who-Runs-The-Irony-Board

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  30. Troll #1 and 2 at it again…. Sad… keep those profiles comin ya hear! keep those fingers busy …. all for naught…. alll for naught!

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  31. tHe fact youre so pissed off and need we say BITTER tells every thing,#1Woggie-Who-Runs-The-Board!lawls!!!

    xoxoxoxoxo
    all for love
    #1Slogdog

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  32. That thread had run it’s course Boru. There were, what? 220 posts and maybe three were reasonably intelligent. Thank God for that Reg guy eh? 😉

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  33. ..Eh eh eh The trolls started off shitting on the Resident nutball aka ME Boru.In the end it looks as though the “nutball’ stayed Out of the Therapeutic Room…lol

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  36. *Whistling while walking backwards out of the room*

    Thanks for the warning. p. I’m out of here.

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  37. Are you drinking? You’re writing like you’re loaded. I don’t know what the “whistling” is for, but you generally add at least one sentence that has nothing to do with either the OB or whatever you seem to be replying to.

    And I was actually commenting on the original post.

    p

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  38. “They took down my Bitch.Does anyone know why?”

    You are dumb as a fucking post, boru. I know we’re besties now, but as a friend, and not a bully, because I’m #1 boomy and not a bully at all I have to say you are an idiot. I like the attention whoring though.

    Besties for life!
    xoxo #1 boomy!

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  41. u ARE FUCKING ILL. HOW MANY OTHER WOMEN,PEOPLE HAVE YOU ASSHOLES FUCKED WITH ON HERE AND OTHER SITES LIKE POF?

    WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE DONE IS CRIMINAL .PERIOD.IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY IN THE LEAST.

    SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME.i don’t give a shit.

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  44. boru1013 can only be 1 of 2 people who would go out of the way that much to hurt me.Why i don’t know.

    i told you to phone me boru1013.why won’t you?

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  45. BECAUSE I’M NOT PHONING A FAKE BORU. IM THE ONLY BORU HERE I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU ARE HURTING ME LIKE THIS.

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  46. BECAUSE I’M NOT PHONING A FAKE BORU. IM THE ONLY BORU HERE I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU ARE HURTING ME LIKE THIS.

    ..i didn’t phone because i phone a real PF and was lied to.So because i wouldn’t be foolish enough to do it again PF/Steve/Kirk/Boomy is shitting on my again.
    Your daughter wasn’t with you this weekend.

    Really.Pityful

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  47. BORu 1014, THE REAL BORU: You can’t be serious thinking anyone believes the trolls when they fake your profile…1013 is not 1014 just like
    — is not – in my profile. Seriously honey no one believes those fake profilers. And at this point I’m not even sure anyone is reading them anymore, I know I’m not. The thing that amazes me is that they stayed up until 3:00 ish AM with that shit. Bored, boring, insomniac trolls. I do hope they keep it going though, it looks like a pile of work, all for NOTHING. hahaha. trollin, trollin, trollin on the river, errr I mean bitchboard!

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  48. By the looks of things those bitchers are sleepin it off. Looks like they had a hard night last night, up until all hours faking profiles. When will you bunch ever learn???

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  49. My cat’s breath smells like …Ah Fuck! This is getting lame. Purple monkey dishwasher.

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