What the fuck is UP with the lesbians in this city. Where the hell do I find a woman to date other than POF. Come out of your caves, dykes and come play —Horny lesbo
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What the fuck is UP with the lesbians in this city. Where the hell do I find a woman to date other than POF. Come out of your caves, dykes and come play —Horny lesbo
This article appears in Jan 30 – Feb 5, 2014.
23 Comments
Take your own company to the house of plenty.
Tegan & Sara’s House of Fish Tacos is looking for franchisees.
Tuna pie – breakfast of chompions.
Sorry, can’t look this way….I have the wrong plumbing for you.
Go across to the Darkside to that famous shopping centre, Minge Mange Muffin and check out the Strappadicktome store.
They have pie stores at the MMM? What have I been missing?
^Can you just go jerk off in the corner and spare us?
cannot comprehend how any woman right in the head could leave such a sexual prince amongst men as sohi99.
ass to mouth, ass to mouth, ass to mouth, and described in so many gooky ways. sigh……makes me little heart go all flutter-fart it does.
I can’t understand it either Molly.
maybe you could make some prison pen-pals, you know. just to keep your ‘options’ open.
GDM , I’d call that poster who’s constantly going on about A to M ….
an a$$hol3 .
But that would just encourage them ~;p
Didn’t take long for it to become tedious though IMO
yes, shockingly funny the first 100 times. but now…whatever.
There seems to be two issues here OP. First things first. There’s pie galore here in the Annapolis Valley. Obviously Sarsfield leads the way as one of the top exporter of pies in the world but it’s hard to drive a mile without passing two or three markets offering pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. Everywhere pie.
As far as encountering ready and willing lesbians is concerned, I have less to offer. Put an ad on Craig’s List.
DON’T LICK YOUR FINGERS!
“Come out of your caves, dykes and come play.” Horny lesbo
Ivan, go out and play of you like but for God’s sake, don’t lick your fingers!
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A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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Montrealman (02/05, 9.19AM)
Could it be the taste of labia that the Col. should be worried about….or could it be something else.
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: Klyde (02/05, 9:26AM)
An interesting question, Klyde. Ordinarily, if external cleanliness has been attended to, taste is not a major factor. But this is not an ordinary case. As I see it, the worry arises in relation to internal conditions. Since Horny lesbo is calling out to the dykes to come out and play this clearly indicates that she is a “fem” and, as such, is the recipient of a variety objects and organs inserted into her vaginal orifice. The issue, of course, is just what these objects and organs might be. Do they harbour infectious organisms? Have those objects and organs done the tour of countless other vaginal orifices which, in their turn, might also harbour disease? So you see the difficulty we face, one of considerable complexity. I’m gobsmacked. Perhaps Ivan can shine a light on this. Maybe even Horny lesbo might like to put her hand in, so to speak.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Having built several 1/72 scale lancaster bombers over the course of my woefully misspent life, I must confess that I am more familiar with Dam Busting than Dyke Stuffing, so any opinion I should proffer on the subject would be speculative, at best, and a colossal piss-take, at worst.
Interesting picture MM, since Me Old Dad was a jumper.
The parachute towers in New Jersey were similar to those used in amusement parks, Coney Island and the World’s Fair, as were the ones the U.S. Military later had constructed at Fort Benning. Interestingly, the British Army, which was developing it’s own Airborne capability at the same time, preferred to use balloons for it’s initial parachute training. A barrage balloon with a wicker basket suspended beneath would be winched to height carrying several soldiers and an R.A.F. Instructor. Upon receiving the appropriate order, the would be paratrooper would exit through a hole in the floor. In fact, the British Parachute Regiment continue this practice in the present day. Most of those who eventually earn their jump wings are unanimous that the balloon jumps are infinitely more terrifying than going out the side doors of a C-130.
I LOVE pie – just not that type…
Now, please dislike this comment 4,857 times (as there appears to be an inordinate number of dislikes for some reason… has the whole board gone gay-friendly?)
SOHI99 (02/03/2014 at 3:27 PM) – that was too funny!
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Saint Meaty (02/05, 1.20PM)
Meaty my friend…It’ll be unlike me to dislike any of your comments..being heterosexual I’m gay friendly as well.
Speaking of pie, and I know this has been discussed before, the pie lady who sells from her car on St. Margarets Bay Rd is back, her pies are shite.
Even the German chocolate cake, Basil?
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: Co. Ivan Sonofabitch – 95th Rifles (02/05, 12:45PM)
Well yes Ivan, I’m sure dropping through a hole in the bottom of the basket was frightening but dropping from a practice tower had its moments too. (See avatar photo.)
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!