I’ve been reading The Coast for years in the paper and online.The articles change as well as the stiories but 1 thing that doesn;t is the Bitches. Wake the F@*k up people,I think the whole city is tired of hearing someone stole something from you,robbed or swarmmed you etc.Oh and I do feel bad for you.But If you posted your bitch online chances are you read the ones in the past so,w ake the f@*k up not everyone is as honest as you and I thought most people would have learned from the bitches in the past.Lock your s@*t up.And another thing even though I do feel bad for all of you who had things stolen,robbed or swarmmed I gotta laugh when you actually think some crack head or young punk who has that type of mentallity to go out and swarm,steal and rob someone is gonna read the coast.And I probably speak for alot of readers when I say how many more bitches about pedestrians or bikers do we have to read????Maybe Bitch is the wrong Headline.Wake the f@*k up people and I mean that in a good way.
This article appears in Aug 14-20, 2008.


Thieves tend to steal shit even when they don’t need it just because it’s there for the taking. The Coast is a free publication. Can’t say the same for a stoned crackhead but your average thief will take a paper because there’s no charge. You just never know.
Maybe the only thing more annoying than what the OP has detailed are people who bitch about the bitchers. Another long standing tradition longtime “Coasters” will recognize.
Which is also why long time “coasters” know when a bitch is spent and hijack the thread for more entertaining purposes, like an anal-ysis of poop fetishes….just not between the hours of 1 and 2 am though…OK guys?…..tsk tsk. *wags hypocritical finger*
Good call Miles! Hopefully you are not asking me to push your stool in for you.
Raoul, I hope you wouldn’t dump all over him, if that was the case.
I don’t go in for those back door shinanigans. Sure i’m flattered, and maybe a little curious….but i just don’t think I’m ready for that kind of foul-play.
No way I could dump on Miles. However, perhaps we could enter a log rolling contest together?
This is perhaps the worst bitching hour infraction I’ve seen.
Yeah, I think even Alison’s romp through the bitch archives only went to about 8 sticky posts.
Finally, the clensing hour to wash away the sins of late night bitching. Ahhhhhh.
Mmmmm *breathing in the fresh, non shit-filled air*Like puking away your hangover.I want McDonald’s.
I was in the middle of eating lunch when I read this – now I’m not so hungry. Thank you sickos. I’m surprise the gimp hasn’t migrated to this thread with his popcorn. He seems to be very interested in fecal matter. Can’t imagine why.
eat shit miles…… no tsk tsking me, i am not around enough to not realize this site hasnt fixed the 1 am – 2 am nonsense. Fuckin site is cheese like that.As for the OP, this place gets tiring with the “troll busters” that seem to beat that shit to a crisp rather than just ignore the peticular posts of these people that they disagree with… some have to make it known that they are regs and are part of the “coast ya azz” posse.As for the bike threads, and pedestrian threads, just skip them. I do. Not hard, the mouse has a wheel that makes it easy to do.
That’ll be $1000 for that show Homie. 🙂
What’s that $1/mile (from home) of eating shit… I dont get it.
Hadn’t thought of charging on that scale Floyd. Maybe I’ll start making offers to people in Thailand and rake in some serious coin.