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So I’m wheeling down the street on a lovely evening, and what happens? Two punky kids shove a stick inbetween the wheels so they can’t go anymore. Nobody’s around. I’m stuck in the same spot for two hours without a phone until a random person helps me. Oh susanna!
—I need a hug
This article appears in May 28 – Jun 3, 2009.
49 Comments
WTF. What a bunch of fucking little A-holes. Man kid’s this day’s need a serious ass whooping
ha kid’s these day’s I mean…
No, you mean “kids these days”. Apostrophes indicate the possessive, no apostrophe is the plural.
And with that, I become a grammar Nazi. Sigh…
Fucking desensitized little cocksuckers they’re nearly as bad as the middle-aged women in Costo knocking my hub-unit flat on his ass and he has to struggle up on his own. Fuck, you stupid ignorant twats, the man had a goddamn cane and he was hobbling – now he uses the service scooter – I keep telling him to rip the ankles off those bitches if he ever lays eyes on them again.
TTFN, I love you.
OP, I went on my grammar tirade and didn’t comment on your bitch, and it is a very valid bitch. I would give you a hug, if I could.
Sorry that happened but they had to be very lucky to do that while your wheeling because there was a far greater chance of them missing and not getting it between the spokes.
People are RUDE at costco (not the employees, the other shoppers)…I’ve gotten my calfs knocked into and smashed into merchandise a few times — usually on a weekend….so now I trek up there on mondays and tuesdays. Hardly no one there then.
Also OP, give us a description of the little shits who did that to you and I’ll go hunt them down and beat THEM with a stick.
I bet one of them was kay’s son.
LOL to NGF!
Costco shoppers are the worst my bag got caught on someones cart and they were pulling me through the isle and wouldnt stop 🙁
NGF, you could learn a thing or ten about respect from my child.
OP: If you provide a good description of these little punk bastards, the LTWWB Vigilante Justice Posse will round up their numchucks, shovels and quarter filled socks and we will go shove sticks through, I mean between, yeah between, their legs and see how they like it.
Quarter filled socks? Well latida Mr. King of England. My socks will be filled with pennies, thank you. Need those quarters for laundry.
Kay your son would probably try to rob me and end up on the tail end of an ass kicking by yours truely.
Shut up, you filthy animal.
Wow, this is actually one of the most insensitive things I’ve ever heard.
Yeah, a real piece of work. Imagine… NGF being your next door neighbor, living in the same town with you, etc *shiver*
I’ll be a dick if I’m wrong, but I don’t really think this actually happened. BroTim is right about it being hard to do, and the OP doesn’t sound nearly pissed off enough about it. Most people in wheelchairs that are self-propelled have the upperbody mobility to reach the rear of the chair and would have been able to dislodge any stick in the spokes. Also, if not, you can always get out of the chair to sort it out rather than wait 2 hours on a street (which seems like a really long time) for someone to happen by to help you. Also, I find it hard to believe that anyone, even “punk kids” would do that. But, if I’m wrong, that act requires a special kind of inhumanity and the OP has an award winning attitude.
lol….i’ve thought about doing the same to the people riding bicycles on the sidewalk….ooops my walking stick slipped and went into your spokes!
Stick through the spokes of a bike eh ? Sounds like a quick way to get your ass kicked to me. Sometimes when I am biking with my daughter we bike on the sidewalk(depending on where we are)And I tell you, if that happened to me, you better hope your a fast runner.If not I would shove that same stick up your ass, mind you knowing my luck you would enjoy it.
While I normally don’t like cyclists on the sidewalks, I agree with Kirbul for this particular situation. I would much rather see children (under 13 say) biking on the sidewalks than in the streets. Their balance is unpredictable at the best of times and I wouldn’t want to see one of them get seriously hurt becaues a driver clipped them or drove too close and simply threw them off balance. If I ever saw someone throw a stick into the spokes of a bicycle or wheelchair, I’d be handing out an ass whooping on behalf of the wheeled person. Now throwing sticks in front of rollerbladers on the other hand, is all kinds of fun. (Used to rollerblade a lot when I was younger).
kay, if i were your neighbour, your property value would quadruple in value. i’m that nice (and handsome).
and if your bastard kid wandered into my yard, I’d release the hounds on his mangy ass.
WTF is your problem, Fat? Are you naturally obtuse or do you have to try really hard at it? My bet is you’ve inherited it from your skanky mother. Nice, huh?
OH SNAP!
Oh snaps my ass.
Kay, it seems to be perfectly o-kay for you to act like a cunt towards everyone. But when one does it to you, its uncalled for? Kaytarded!
Don’t get so pissed off; I’m merely giving you what you want. And its perfectly okay for you to admit that you’re my #1 fan.
People who jam sticks between spokes of wheelchairs (and bikes) are NOT HOT!
Just leave my kid out of it, asswipe. I don’t deserve that and he certainly does not.
Yes you do deserve it, cunt lick.
Your son? Pfft, that’s what he gets for being a stupid kid.
Why are we hating on kay’s kid? Like wtf. It’s one thing to hate on her but making really stupid and inconsiderate speculations about her family is just plain mean. Grow up.
I agree with XOX – if your beef is with Kay, keep it with Kay. Her kids have nothing to do with it.
Perhaps a good old fashioned punch up could be arranged between NGF and Kay – we need a venue and a referee, any takers?
We could sell tickets and liquor, the Coast could cover it and Q104 could sponsor it.
I’m not hating; just commenting. People who use “hate-on” need to get rid of their Urban Dictionary of Useless Jargon.
And if ‘we’ are hating on kay’s kid (as you say), then why are you “hating” also? 😀
Okay, how about, “Hey guys, why is NGF being such an inconsiderate prick towards someone younger than him whom he doesn’t even know? Perhaps he should pick on someone his own size.” Better?
Alright, y’all.
I’ll remember that when kay is shitting on/cunting at/bitching about every single Nova Scotian or every single Haligonian while pissing you all off. She doesn’t have beef with everybody in HRM or NS but it seems to be okay for her.
Good ol’ NGF makes comments about one stupid Millenial kid and its unwarranted.
What’s with the LTWWB double standard then? Its okay for Kay to comment on anybody and everybody but when I comment on her son, its a different story?
I happen to like other Nova Scotians and Haligonians. Maybe I’ll stop once the anti-NS and anti-HRM comments stop.
Plus, the bitch always has to take a jab at me. When I throw a hook back she cries about it.
I do agree with you about kay being a bitch and what-have-you, I’m just saying that her kid has nothing to do with it, neither does anyone else’s family members on here. Us Haligonians gotta stick together.
Sorry, I’m not listening to you after that whole, “Go to Lawton’s” bit.
That’s what I hate about NS. “A good old fashioned punch up” seems a viable option and phrasing like “cunt lick” considered attractive especially when coming from a chick… such a hard culture. Such hard lives, I guess. Sad.
Dude I’m just saying. I’m not gonna cry myself to sleep because you won’t listen to me.
Well, if two wrongs don’t make a right than why isn’t anyone getting on kay’s ass for calling NGF’s mom “skanky”?
I’m not defending anyone here, despite being BFFs with NGF: I’d ask the same question even if I didn’t know one of the posters IRL.
Kay — you’d have an easier time convincing people of your arguments if you weren’t such a raging cunt as much as you are. I agree with a fair bit of what you say, but the fact that you act like a huge bitch on here rarely makes me admit it. I’m sure others would say the same. Stop being a bitch and people won’t jump down your throat….although, I have a feeling you like playing the part of Resident LTWWB Troll.
I was trying to get my point across to our buddy Fat. It’s not so nice having your family slagged. That’s why I said, “Nice huh?” because it’s not, cunt. Nice, eh Kitty? And no, I’d rather get some intelligent discussion going rather than see a bunch of cattle all mooooo together at the kay sound.
You won’t find intelligent convo on the Internet. You have a better chance of getting me knocked up, kay.
What a fantastic twist of irony it would be if NGF turned out to be a woman. I’d pay top dollar to see a brawl between these two sweeties.
I’m with PK. How in your right mind do you expect some intelligent discussion to happen when half the shit you say doesn’t make sense, and the other half is just plain nasty?
You do say shit that I agree with, but it’s completely lost in your hypocritical nasty attitude.
I’m with Miles re: this OP. Fake.
I’m also with Pretty Kitty re: kay. In many threads on serious topics kay provides the most reasonable responses or advice out of anyone here. (And I will often back her up when she does, despite knowing this is an unpopular thing to do (e.g. I don’t think NSians are all that friendly deep down inside either; passive aggressive isn’t really “nice”.)) But she then totally undermines her own credibility by being so completely unreasonable, and often beyond vicious, with her responses to the majority of the other topics. I’d forgive it if I thought she was only trolling – it’s good sport! – but I think she’s for real and this makes some of it a little tiresome.
Nail on the head, Jammie. I’ve often wondered if Kay is nothing more than an elaborate persona concocted by some bored 20-somethings to troll LTWWB.
Whatever the truth is, it entertains me.
Raging cunt thanks you, Jammie. I think Nova Scotia is rubbing off on me. Pat yourselves on the back. (If I took any of your insults to heart I think I’d commit suicide.)
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Kay your son would probably try to rob me and end up on the tail end of an ass kicking by yours truely.
Shut up, you filthy animal.
Posted by Nice Goin’ Fat on June 2, 2009 at 10:24 AM
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Personal Attack #12. STILL Kay… “Shut up, you filthy animal.” <--- That is not a bitch, not a comment and has no place here no matter how weird or annoying Kay was.
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kay, if i were your neighbour, your property value would quadruple in value. i’m that nice (and handsome).
and if your bastard kid wandered into my yard, I’d release the hounds on his mangy ass.
Posted by Nice Goin’ Fat on June 2, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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Personal Attack #13
Physical Threat #3
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Oh snaps my ass.
Kay, it seems to be perfectly o-kay for you to act like a cunt towards everyone. But when one does it to you, its uncalled for? Kaytarded!
Don’t get so pissed off; I’m merely giving you what you want. And its perfectly okay for you to admit that you’re my #1 fan.
Posted by Nice Goin’ Fat on June 2, 2009 at 2:26 PM
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Personal Attack #14.
What is this guy still doing here? Don’t you remember what the schiool principal used to say?: “I don’t care who started it…”
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Yes you do deserve it, cunt lick.
Your son? Pfft, that’s what he gets for being a stupid kid.
Posted by Nice Goin’ Fat on June 2, 2009 at 4:05 PM
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Personal Attack #15. A really classy one too. This guy is obviously a world class debater.