There is this insane woman who drives around the South End in an old 1980’s two-tone blie Caprice Classic sedan. She runs stop signs, cuts people off and blows through cross-walks like she owns the road. WTF is up with that? Not to mention, it looks like she lives in that thing. Boxes generally piled up past the back window. If she can afford the gas for that land yacht she can surly afford a half assed flat. —Hard to share the road with that
This article appears in Aug 29 – Sep 4, 2013.
Get her tags and call her in if she’s a menace.
Why get a half-assed flat when you have a full-assed car? As Batshit said, next time you see the hoarder-on-wheels call in her plate.
My Dad drove an ’87 Caprice when I was a kid. looked like this one:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7057/6874185…
Brings me back. All the kinds used to love sitting in the “way back seat” that was backwards and looked out the back window. Fun times.
This I gotta see. Crazy Cat Lady finally got a car? Next on Mobile Hoarders…
DATS RIGHT CHA FAWKIN SOUTH END SNOB! We be comin’ in from the ghetto to your hood, bitch! Dem landlords in the northend be gettin’ crazy wit they rent hikes! Gotta park dis 2-tone boat somewheres nice and safe – stretch out in da back seat on dis nice crush velvet upholstery and watch some Netflix on my iphone before bed. So fuck you and you’re whole crew! But cha, If ya’ll need to borrow a cuppa sugar I’m just parked down da skreet under the big maple tree.
Love,
Caprice