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Everytime I get on top you start going crazy like a jack hammer drilling into a ceiling. Relax a little. A bit of grinding is fine, stop bucking me off like a mecanical bull.. This is no fun. I know I’m not just speaking for myself here.. I’ve had several friends also tell me their man tries to hump them like some crazy animal from the bottom. No need to rush, lay back and enjoy the ride. —Cowgirls TRYING to ride on Cowboys
This article appears in Oct 22-28, 2015.
I wouldn’t complain. Nor should you; he can find someone else with whom to play mechancal bull.
*raises hand*
Bottom shaming!
You don’t always have to fuck her hard, in fact, sometimes it’s not right to do. Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fuckin give her some smooches too. Sometimes you got to squeeze, sometimes you got to say please, sometimes you got to say hey, I’m going to fuck you, softly.
-The D
Guys are so stupid. If a woman gets on top, she wants to do what makes HER feel good, just lay there and try not to cum too soon.
…Or get your balls crushed.
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Here is something novel, instead of telling Bitch readers, try telling him.
Is it just me or are these bitches getting lamer by the minute?
Is it just me or are these bitches getting lamer by the minute?
WTF is going on with the comment section?
Sheesh. Trying to post a comment here and it won’t take. Well the moment is gone now.
Knock it off. Stop it. My posts aren’t posting.
Well the moment is gone now. Forget it.
Missionary is for slow and sensual. If you get on top hold on. No exceptions. Just shut up and take it like a real cowgirl. 😉
Hahahahaha! Your friend sounds like an out-of-control fire hose. Unbelievably funny visual though.
I know a guy who’s like that. His nick name is now “bam bam!”
Nothing like a few cases of blue balls to create converts for G. J. Even if they just become ‘gay for some mildly rougher play’.
I like to take a woman to the next level. All her physical and romantic needs are satisfied.
I could spend all night accurately guessing the thoughts running through your mind because I know you girl.
Tonight will be like no other. Other nights have been for seduction and romance. Tonight is different.
Tonight is about love.
Tonight, you will be my everything.