WTF?

Peanut Butter and honey or cranberry or cinnamon raisin or banana in the same jar?
Because preservative-ridden peanut butter on it’s own is too hard to put on one slice of bread with fresh ingredients on another?

Apparently sales are down so much due to peanut allergies that the market calls for MORE peanut products to be made for stupid people to buy so they can keep their sugar riddled peanut butter on the market. —first world problems – borderline ridiculous

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  1. Well, I hate the crap BUT with the ban in the US on transfats they had to devise a way to keep the peanut butter from separating so added other items such as honey or else ‘mericans would have to stir their goop before spreading it.

    I am still shocked that the USFDA actually made the claim that transfats are unsafe when the rest of the world knew this information forever ……. Trans fats are used mostly for texture and stability — they allow products to have a longer shelf life, preserve flavor, give flakiness to crusts and biscuits and keep peanut butter from separating.

  2. You can get all natural peanut butter …. The ingredient list on mine says – ingredients, peanuts …. It the tells you that it will separate & may need to be stirred . Anyway OB it is available without any additives , now doesn’t that help make you feel better

  3. How is this any different than poutine potato chips or cherry cola or ketchup in weird colours? A marketing gimmick maybe but perhaps some actually enjoy it. Most brands of peanut butter have lots of sugar and fat agreed but so has a lot of crap on the grocery shelves.

  4. Fuck peanut butter haters and fuck the crybabies with allergies. This world was such a better place when we could enjoy a bag of peanuts without some Idle No More hippy protesting it.

  5. Not sure I agree with the vehemence, but considering it’s cheaper by volume to buy bananas AND peanut butter, I won’t be buying this premixed shit either.

  6. I love peanut butter but the lysine in peanut butter or peanuts for that matter causes my genital herpes to flare up. If you have genital herpes stay away from peanut butter and peanut products.

  7. Wanna know why your chillens got allergies? Because of all a you on da miley cirus diet. You be on dem no gluten fads, low carb, only eat this, don’t eat that..cutting all kinds of shit out your diet. Humans are designed to be omnivores – we are supposed to eat everything. A wide variety of foods. But when people go on these crazy eating fads and then procreate, that’s when the parent and chilliens start developing sensitivities, cuz they bodies be like, WTF is this foreign substance? Bam now you’re allergic. Moral of the story, eat some damn food. Only the strong survive. Boo-yaw.

  8. Op, stop being sanctimonious. You clearly shop at a chain grocery store. And you clearly buy pre-packaged foods that you have no control over. Those things are things that lots of people do but how can you make a choice, then complain about how you just made the choice, and somehow still blame someone else?

    You get what you deserve. I make my own damn peanut butter. That is not a euphemism for anything. It literally means I make my own preserves and spreads. Why don’t you learn how to do that? You know, take personal responsibility for what you eat.

  9. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it.

    Now for the important question. Was it just my computer or was The Coast off line yesterday? Damn storm, almost went into Coast withdrawal.

  10. Now stop it Painey and T.T….you’re making this ole fogey hungry…liked your smorgasbord picture the other day PG….my lips were smacking at all the goodies on table,lol.

  11. Homemade peanut butter rocks too. Ridiculously easy to make, yummy AND healthy.

    Anyone remember the peanut butter and jam in the same jar? I could gag just looking at that abomination. Everyone knows the two should only touch just prior to eating, made with two separate utensils. Jam infected with little globs of brown shit is just wrong.

  12. “Apparently sales are down so much due to peanut allergies…”

    Sigh… another uninformed ass-hat commenter

  13. RSVP

    : Mister Meaty (11/28, 11.39AM)

    I can just imagine Jimmy Carter is down on his peanut farm crying his eyes out watching stocks on peanuts falling.

  14. I envision Cartertown… thousands of IgE-mediated hypersensitivity sufferers eating peanut butter sammies (no milk – watch out arachibutyrophobics)… tragedy!

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