So thanks for getting rid of the houses that all of those surfer/skate douches drank in front of all the time, while they scream hilarious family guy quotes, wear rad Billabong sweat bands, and play football awkwardly in front of (when there is a boundless, beautiful green park not 12 steps from their pile of coors light). But you know what? You went and tore down the home they ruined with obnoxious spray painted words, built that stupid patio walk way that gets really slippery in the rain and isn’t flat, and there has been a yawning sesspool of ghoul there ever since. Why haven’t you built your stupid condominium yet?
—Your Condo Pond Smells Bad
This article appears in May 28 – Jun 3, 2009.
FWIW, while I was and am ambivalent about this project, it’s going up in record time. They wasted no time at all getting the bulldozers running, and the superstructure will start going up next week, they say. Pretty impressive.
There are about eight other buildings around downtown that have been completely approved, but no construction.
You sad little person. Is there anything you DO like? surfer/skater douches… stupid condominiums… sounds like you should spend more time doing something proactive with yourself and less time bitching about the trivial things that really don’t matter in the grand scheme of life. In other words, get over yourself! Maybe you should try surfing?
-Surfer/Skater Douche
Are they still jackhammering there? Frig that shit’s loud.
I like all the people who just stand there on that walkway and watch the construction…it’s cute…but Public Gardens is now open so I hope they enjoy the views there better. I also like surfer douchbags…and beer…and football…I’m a little too pleasant.
it wasn’t a surfer house…it was a gay brothel.