Listen you dirty, little rat of a thief: I can understand that in finding/stealing my sweet-ass comic book wallet all you wanted was the cash inside, and hey, times are tough. But have the common courtesy to return it! It’s such a fucking bother to get all new IDs and whatnot.

Also I was uber-delighted with my driver’s license pic, and do not think I can reciprocate the same stunning face as I did 2 years ago… —Unidentified

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  1. stunning face, gee, wish i had your wallet o.p., but alas, i only have my ugly mug to scare the shit out of cops, when asked to produce a license. hope you get your stuff back.

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