Listen you dirty, little rat of a thief: I can understand that in finding/stealing my sweet-ass comic book wallet all you wanted was the cash inside, and hey, times are tough. But have the common courtesy to return it! It’s such a fucking bother to get all new IDs and whatnot.
Also I was uber-delighted with my driver’s license pic, and do not think I can reciprocate the same stunning face as I did 2 years ago… —Unidentified
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.


stunning face, gee, wish i had your wallet o.p., but alas, i only have my ugly mug to scare the shit out of cops, when asked to produce a license. hope you get your stuff back.
comic book wallet?
sweeet… which comic was it?
You can just get them to reprint the same pic as before on your drivers license. That’s what I did.
My God your face went to stunning to what, in just two years?
Your ID’s probably are worth more than the cash.
Access Nova Scotia officially opened in Bayers Lake today. Enjoy the 2 hours bus ride 🙂
my dora the explorer key fob broke yesterday; so i feel your pain OP ; it’s def. going to take time 🙁 🙂
awwwww….not Dora 🙁 /hug
yea they just don’t make crap like they used to ; thanks for your condolences NTH in my time of need 🙂