I actually can’t believe what I’m seeing out of girls MY AGE (16-18)… I’m pretty damn sure yoga pants rolled down so I can see your tramp stamp AND ass crack is not part of your work place dress code. When I am buying something, I want to see customer service NOT TITS (not that they weren’t lovely). Also… smack your gum at me one more time, duck face. —I’ll Wear a Nun’s Habit to Work Tomorrow
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.


do they run out of scones?
I have no problem with customer service with tits.
I’m really not fussy. I love chesticles.
Those yoga pants piss me off. While there is a minority of ass globe perfection walking about, there’s way too many women who look like they’re in a sausage casing ready to explode.
good coffee and tits, 2 of my favorite things.
It’s a brave new world OP. Get used to it. I know I am.
Fuck that, OB, I like tits! Especially a nice perky pair from a fresh little 18 year old.
I’ll take tits any day.
dr. suckster says.” take two tits, but don’t call me in the morning, you will have your hands full.”
biscuit, you horny thing, you, and i thought i was bad, sheeeeesh.
I’m just a buttermilk muthafucka dat love titties, Father Suckers!
OP it is one of those things that everyone must accept now. If someone puts something on and they feel good in it…. the rest of us shouldn’t care. I bet 50% of the time when people complain about what others are wearing it is because they can’t wear the same thing and look as good. Live and let live there are more things to think about in life than how someone else chooses to be seen by the world.
hey now.. slightly loose fitting yoga pants make for incredible work attire. IF they’re dressed up. I train in martial arts 6 days a week RIGHT after work so i require a wardrobe that can transition.
However i can picture the chicks you’re talking about OP.. and I doubt any of them do any yoga whatsoever.
I have a theory about these chicks and their endless supply of yoga pants… my theory is that a pair of 4-sizes-too-small yoga pants fit much more comfortably around the muffin-top than a pair of 4-sizes-too-small jeans.
Yoga pants are comfy. That’s all there is to it, really.
If I could get away with it, I’d wear my lulus to work every darn day.