all the naked barn stars smoking at the terminal bridge and making me late for work? Arrrrgh! Seriously, those naked barn stars are everywhere, smoking and claiming to be vegetarians!—Offended sensibilities

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  1. and a funny thing about these so called vegetarions, they give real good head. and everyone knows what a cock is made of, right?

  2. What the fuck is a “naked barn star”? And how is their smoking making you late for work? And where do the so-called vegetarians come into play???

  3. sodeypop- I believe thats what you call the porn star who did it on the bales in the hayloft, or if kinky, in the stalls wearing a saddle 😛

  4. Driving on a rainy day without a working defroster will make a bus late. As for naked barn stars, when I see one I’ll let you know what they do, assuming I figure out what one is in the meantime.

  5. Wouldn’t you need a barn to be a barn star? Where in HRM is there a barn? Maybe these are rednecks on their once in a life time trip to the Big City.

  6. very funny bitch…just needed a fat person on a bike with an suv sized stroller driving a hummer on the sidewalk and spitting

  7. there is one in harrietsfield, where betty used to have her trail rides and stuff. still trying to figure what the fuck a barn star is though.

  8. Maybe by “barn star” they mean pigs, cows and other commonly used derogatory animal terms. Dunno, just chucking that out there. It’s too vague. Bitch properly next time, please.

  9. no no…i was just being silly. i extolled her virtues in an earlier thread. what do i know, i have a bull… snort. she’s a keeper

  10. Good, because I don’t even remember how I can change my avatar anymore. Mondays…they should be illegal.

  11. nth, go to your profiler, click on edit, and go on down line til you see photo= browse, then take your pic from where ever you have one to use.

  12. Ah thanks LS, I found it. For some reason on Safari I can’t get to the “edit profile” section. I had to use FireFox.

  13. that’s just because Safari hates you and thinks you should go away.
    you’re right to have an affair with the ‘fox

  14. you’re not fooling me…
    google should stick to what it does best.

    providing billions of extra links no-one is ever going to check because we all rarely go more than 3 pages in when it comes to results.
    If you can’t find it then, change your search.

    oh, that and a pr0n delivery system….

  15. jonnoman, I think the point was “naked” rather than “vegetarian”.

    Thanks paingirl, and to be truthful, it came up when I Google Image’d “fat racoon”. That’s basically what I look like, a fat racoon sans fur.

  16. we had an orphaned racoon when i was wee, plus two dogs and a cat…a veritable circus it was. i really did like the gnome nth

  17. The racoon got along well with your dogs and cat? That’s cool. I should find another one of those “gnome” statues. They are actually ceramic racoons. Male ones have astronomically huge balls.

  18. they were all me mas critters…she could make the coolest sounds. the masked marvel thought it was a cat/dog hybrid, he liked to wash his food in the turlet

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