After years of being shallow and dating only good-looking guys who make decent money, and finding out what assholes they all were, I decided to change my dating habits. For the record, I have always been financially independent, making my own money and not letting boyfriends support me.
Awhile back, I had the chance to choose between two different guys. One was good-looking and well-off. The other one was less attractive and made a little over minimum wage. However, the latter was one of the sweetest, funniest men I’ve met in a long time. At one time, I would have went for the hotter man with the better job, but instead I went for this one.
Things were working out and he moved into my apartment with me. A full month’s rent was still coming out of my bank account, since the lease was under my name, so he just gave me half-month’s rent in cash every month. He was paying me for awhile, then he started to get late in his payments. THEN, he got laid off from his job, making him more strapped for cash. Assuming this was going to be a temporary situation, I suggested I cover the entire rent and he get the internet and power, until he found another job. He agreed. But he could barely even cover that! For two whole months I had to get rent and even some of the smaller expenses because it took him that long to get another job. I could tell he felt devastated that he was hard up for money, but I was losing patience. We couldn’t go out anymore without me paying for most/all of the date. Not that I’m used to living extravagantly, but there were just some nights I would have wanted to go out to a nice dinner, but didn’t feel particularly enthused about having to cover it all the majority of times.
Then this was the straw that broke the camel’s back: he was let go from this job too. That’s when I ended it with him. He completely sunk and tears rolled down his face when I told him we shouldn’t see each other anymore. He begged and said he was going to get the money from his family to pay me back (for all the expenses) until he was employed again.
Nice or not, he was broke and could not support himself. I’m sure I’m going to be railed on here for dumping a guy because he had no money, but what’s a girl to do? I’ve never lived off of some guy, so I’ll be damned if I let one live off of me! —I Don’t Expect a Man to Support Me, So Why Should I Support Him?
This article appears in Sep 13-19, 2012.
A difficult situation indeed. Maybe the choosing the nice guy wasn’t the bad decision you made, but rather the decision to let him move in with you. I don’t know the time frame between you two staring a relationship to moving in together, but I would definitely have held off on that decision as long as possible.
I wouldn’t have him move in until 1.5-2 years of dating, I think that’s a suitable time frame for such a commitment. But I’m not everyone, sooo…
You sound like the proverbial salt for the wound OP. The guy gets fired so you dump him? You already admitted that you started a relationship because of his personality not because of his means. He’s not sitting on his ass, he’s actively looking for work. Maybe you liked the shallow assholes with money because it reminded you of someone near and dear. The one in the mirror.
Smart girl. If he got no job, hence, no money he got to go. You are Not his keeper. Let him find some other mommy sucker, you ain’t it. Good for you girl. You are one of the few ‘NOT desperate for a man’ girls out there. You make me Proud!
wogdog is a feminist. Not even a smart feminist so basically just an annoying female with retard mode logic.
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o.p., while i can understand your frustration, don’t judge all us guys by some.granted there are a few scuzz bags out there, that would prefer to live off a female, the majority don’t and won’t. i was in a position like yours at one time myself.
i was out of a job, and the partner i was with was a fantastic person. it took me almost 6 months before i could land another job, but when i did, i caught up on all the late bills and anything else. sure i get that strains a relationship, but there is always gonna be bad, with the good. if you have a good relationship, then you can weather anything, no matter how small or big. the bad makes us stronger, and the good makes us better. look over your situation some more, and see if it is worth any effort to save. and by the way, good luck on your journey thru life, it can be a rough ride sometimes.
And they wonder why we need anti-suicide nets on the bridges….
money is definitely poison in relationships.
Way back when, the agreement I made was that you pay the percentage of the rent according to the percentage of your paycheck to total income. So if A makes 25k and B makes 50k, then A pays 34% of the rent and B pays 66%. I haven’t heard anyone else use this system though… It seemed the most fair to me and it seemed to work… for a while.
I get the whole ‘independent woman’ thing. I’m fiercely independent myself, but I can’t help but to feel kinda bad for the guy. It sounds, to me, like he was really trying. It would be a shame to let this good guy go if he is just going through a rough patch. Like Blow Me said, you have to take some bad with the good. We never know what curveballs that life may throw our way, and one day, it could be you in the unemployment line.
Zed, this *is* the most fair split, and is recommended by financial counselors. Re-evaluate whenever one or both partners are in different financial straits.
On the one hand, I feel for OB, on the other, if the loss of a job (or in this case 2) is enough to make her dump someone, it’s a good thing she doesn’t mind being alone.
If it was him being lazy, unambitious, or sponging off her, I get it. But it doesn’t sound from the bitch like that was the case.
Definitely more to this story, methinks.
HA! It’s Karma biting you in the ass for living off those “good-looking guys who make decent money” whom you claim you didn’t let support you (no one believes you – so go ahead and protest all you want – no one believes you).
Why did you let him move in if you didnt want to be in a supportive relationship?
Things happen, jobs get lost, people get sick or injured, money gets tight. Go for dinner with your girlfriends if you dont wanna pay for two people. It was only 2 months not 2 years.
Wow, maybe I’m old fashioned, but what ever happened to love? This bitch, excuse me, bitch-writer, talks about choosing this guy like he was on the shelf in the grocery store. I know finances can definitely put a strain on a relationship and I know there are guys out there who like to mooch off women, but this guy doesn’t sound like one. In my opinion, when you are truly in love with someone you support each other through the bad and the good. If the guy down on his luck is putting forth an honest effort to find work and do things right, a women who truly loved him would put up with eating in for a while until he got back on track. What’s next? “I really loved this guy until he broke his leg, now I can’t go dancing anymore, guess I need to dump him”. Ridiculous, this woman is looking for a business partner, not a life partner.
to girl, honey, there is not a thing wrong with being old fashioned. there is a lot to be said good of the old ideas and times. today’s people and times have all but become a class race, and a have it or lose it type of deal. myself, i believe that the male should support the female, and even pay when on a date. i usually do, and expect nothing in return, except a good evening out, with someone i care for.
even some of my business lunches head the same way. and i have no expense account. to pay is to be a man, and a lady should never have to put out to feel she has to pay back. but hey, fuck, i’m old fashioned too.
You’re a dumbass if you think dating one “nice guy” and having it turn to shit means that “you should date d-bags”.
Sometimes the girl gets to pay, though I prefer to do it in chivalry. If it makes her feel better to do it sometimes, let her do it. The only way we guys are allowed to “take care” of a kick butt awesome, quality woman is by their permission. Otherwise, you’re being taken advantage of.
You, OP? No catch. You need to grow up a lot.
Wp
Soooo….. All I got from this is your complete lack of commitment, and an overwhelming sense that you HAVE become comfortable with a certain lifestyle that you don’t want/like to pay for. The fact that he acknoledges that he “owes” you for the necessities you provided, and will go to any lengths to get it to you (even admit failure and get bailed out by his parents) suggests his embarrassment in the situation. If it were a case of a perpetual loser who can’t get/keep a job I’m sure you would mentioned it, as you seem to be fishing for justification from perfect strangers. Now back to hoeing it about at the Pacifico and snorting coke of your rich boyfriends dick!!
Sooo… ever occur to you that you might be able to find a nice guy who also can support himself? You don’t have to pick one or the other.
Yeah 0P, maybe you should realize that when you date nice, up-front guys, they probably expect that you will be nice and up-front too. Perhaps you should have let him know your expectations in terms of how long you were comforatble playing the role of ‘Suppotive Girlfriend’ AND what it would cost him–and I am not talking about money here). It might be a good idea to take a more real look at what you want out of a relationship BEFORE you move on to setting-up house with the next person…..and if you treat your relationships like a plotless movie (great looks vs not so hot, rich vs poor, fun vs boring, etc….sounds like a 2D character sketch), then you will be disappointed every time.
There are lots of things to do with someone you enjoy that cost nothing–number one: getting to know each other. Try remembering that next time around.
Hey bottom line: No Mon/No Fun. Period. No job? MMMmm Buh bye. NEXT!!!!!
I’m sure you would have eventually dumped this guy anyway, no matter the issue, since it’s obvious you didn’t really have deep feelings for him anyway. Ma boi is trying to get back on his feet too, and it makes me feel uber warm and fuzzy to make him some dindin or share a gallon or two of tequila 🙂 He pays me back in foot rubs, and when we walk on the street, he walks on the outside of me so a car will smash into him instead of me!
Nice one @ Mel. That’s the makings of a solid relationship right there…through thick and thin, the good and the bad!
Wogdog…are you single by any chance? Just curious
She’s never alone, she always has “God”. Apparently that free loading prick is good enough for a relationship!
shitd, how wrong you are old son, that boy got more golden statues than anyone else in this world. and the dude, if he truly exists, has suckers giving money to his favorite charity all the time,HIM.
Depeche That sounds like love.<3
Nurse: I am considered a Very Attractive Woman have been told so by many men. I have many opportunities to date; last week had 4 offers. All of which I declined. I am NOT desperate and DO NOT Settle. At this current time, I am single BY CHOICE. Basically, I haven’t found Any Man worth my time. And that is the truth. I am open to finding one but so far, none worth getting all dressed up for. They seem to want to be entertained 24/7 and I am not into that. I have a good life and many of my own interests. I just have found the most of the men in my age bracket are either very bitter and have a lot of baggage or want a nurse. I refuse to fill either of those roles. So I guess I am lucky to be one of those women who actually like living alone. But time will tell.
Mel: 🙂
Wp
Wheelie: =(^_^)=
Dats a kitteh
Wogdog, I too, have had the pleasure of meeting some unsavory men. I make a conscious effort not to become jaded and judge the entire male species based on past experiences with good-for-nothings. Like yourself, I am comfortable being single…Hell, I’m not even sure that I know HOW to give myself to another person anymore. I love myself, and even more so, I love my daughter. However, if I did meet a guy and he was wonderful to me, a little bump in the road wouldn’t deter me from being with him.
In this case, It sounds like the guy was a great catch who encountered one of life’s obstacles. The OB has likely dated some real winners (sarcasm intended) in her time, and has that everlasting fear of being mistreated and used (Jaded). No relationship is perfect, and it’s a shame that she is, quite possibly, letting a guy who really cares about her go over something so trivial.
P.S.- All of the guys you meet want nurses??? Where are they at??? lol
OB – If you ever see this guy again, tell him that you did him a huge favour by dumping him (even though he was down at the time). Let him know that he doesn’t need an uncaring egotistical self-centered arrogant bitch in his life.
Have a good life with whatever Jersey Shore reject you wind up with.
I was just thinking, as nobody else mentioned it, that the OB didn’t necessarily have to leave him. She could have considered telling him that she couldn’t bear the financial burden for both of them, and ask that he move out until he found employment. They could have still been together, without living together.
Well OB you were going to have to oay the rent whether he was there or not, along with the utilities so that part of your bitch is bullshit. The only extra cost would have been food. I would surmise there was not much time from the first date to shacking up.
My philosophy is, her place, my place, and get togetherwhen we both want to. What is it today that people have to shack up right away? Is everyone afraid to live alone? Are you afraid the boogyman is going to get you?
Tim…Don’t look now, but I’m under your bed! 😛
Nurse: When I say they want a nurse I mean they really want someone to take care of them. O God if you are a nurse they would love that, REAL Professional treatment. The men I meet Need you to Remind them to take their meds, cook for them, do it all and at this stage of the game I am all through with that. I raised my kids and a husband too. I am done with looking after anyone; man, woman or child. It is time for me now. I just find it very difficult to meet a man who has his own interests, TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF WITH GOOD HYGIENE without prompting, has an income, and is not trying to take all my attention. I am talking about men in the 50-65 age bracket. At this stage of the game a lot of them have been dumped by a wife whose kids are now grown (My situation) and are basically looking for a new caregiver. Not happening in my world. As I said, he has to be something special for me to give up my freedom or even the time it would take me to dress up nice and give him and hour or two. I try not to lump them altogether but I haven’t met any yet that didn’t try to control my every waking moment. Nope, that just ain’t happening.
Wogdog, we haven’t agreed on much but this time you get a big thumbs up from this ole girl. A friend of mine once said when we’re young, men want a whore in bed, when we’re middle-aged, they want a mother to look after them and,finally, in old age, they want a nurse. That pretty well sums it up quite nicely. Makes you wonder why women even bother to get married. If I didn’t have a very low-maintenance Hub-Unit, I wouldn’t be married.
If you don’t think this lady is self-absorbed, she used the word “I” 24 times in her post. Despite crushing her man in his hour of need, the gist of the bitch is how all this inconvenienced her.
He is really better off in the long run. It gives him a chance to meet somebody worthwhile.
Don’t lump all male seniors in one group there Woggie. They’re as varied in habits and personality as any other age bracket.
When I met Hub-Unit, he had a string a bad luck, was unemployed but from the very start, I knew there was more to him than being a ‘bum’ – I had a good job and helped him out for six months because I knew he’d return the favour – once he got on his feet, he returned it many times over because I was one of the few people who saw his potential. Needless to say, we both became successful in our fields – OP is an impatient self-centered twat who is more concerned about her own comfort and appearences than trying to help this guy over a hump. She’ll get what she deserves – some rich pig who’ll dump her when the first wrinkle appears.
TTFN: You said a mouthful. That’s why I guess I will probably live out the rest of my days single. And I’m not complaining.
Nor will I, wogdog. My late mother, who was widowed at 57, used to say you’d better be able to entertain yourself because there was always the chance you could find yourself alone. I always took that message to heart and it sustained me when I did find myself alone years ago after my 1st marriage shattered. Plus I had three incredible aunts who remainded single and had the most wonderful lives.
I agree. My sister always said she never minded being alone between marriages, she had three marriages, the final one seems to have clicked. She always said ‘I came into the world alone and I will probably go out alone’. When you think about it she is right. Usually one of you goes first and the other ends up alone, maybe forever, so yeah I agree you need to get to the point where you enjoy your own company. At first I didn’t but 8 years later I love my own space. Everything is exactly as I leave it at any time and I can come and go as I please. it would be nice to have someone to split the bills with and occasional company, but then I ask myself,’ Is it worth the price of admission’. Uhhh no. Not so far anyhow. The only problem is when you live alone you got no one to blame for stuff you lose except yourself. lol. Just kidding. No I can’t complain. I don’t mind being single at all.
THE END OF MEN?
Montrealman has reflected on this bitch and finds it to be prophetic. It foretells the future of male-femals relations which, as a current best-selling book has it, is “The End of Men.” But why is it the end of men? Let me explain.
Ever since the dawn of recorded history (and even before) the roles of the sexes was clear. It was ultimately based on the economic division of labour. While the females reproduced and nurtured the young who would provide for the couple in their old age, men were the providers. Whether it was a matter of the hunters bringing home the bacon (and other assorted meats) the man was, well, the man. However, under the dual forces of feminism and the concurrent rise of the female to economic independence, things have radically changed.
Some commenters express dismay at what they see as a coldly calculating female in this bitch who dumps her weepy, jobless boyfriend. But this is to totally misread the situation. Females have always been coldly calculating in that sense. It was always a matter of common sense that they had a good provider who would protect their fertilized eggs from harm. They were never the “romantics” at all. It was only the male with his romantic imagination which drove him to copulate with the female. There was no other reason excepting possibly the urge to see himself reproduced in his children. But now all that has changed. There has been a “perfect storm” for the male. The ideological revolution of feminism and the financial/occupational female revolution – there are more females in university than males, for example – the male is no longer necessary. What, then, will his role be? What will be his function?
Like the drones in the hive, a few of the more exceptional males will be kept on as sperm providers. For example, people of exceptional intelligence like me will be kept around to copulate with fertile females to maintain population levels. The rest of the males will be aborted. It will be “the end of men.”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
“Like the drones in the hive, a few of the more exceptional males will be kept on as sperm providers. For example, people of exceptional intelligence like me will be kept around to copulate with fertile females to maintain population levels.”
Sorry MM, but unless you can manufacture D-cells, produce afternoon Television programs, sell designer shoes at LOW, LOW PRICES, or listen placidly to 4 hour stories about “how stupid and petty all the other wimmin at work are” there’s no place for you in this Brave New World, either. Do you want your coat hanger through the eye with, or without, a small glass of Riesling. However you’ve given wogdog a good 2 hours worth of Waterpik showerhead fantasies with your dystopian vision, so who knows, you may just be kept around.
No he won’t be kept around at least not for Wogdog. I already told you I prefer solitude to assholes. OK MM go research that word, ‘solitude’….
Daaaaamn bitch, that was harsh!! How long before you were sucking Mr. Better off’s dick?
Wogdog; I bet your husband was never so happy as to get rid of your dried up, cranky old schnizz. Judging by your bitterness and hatred for all things male, you likely were not the one who liberated yourself from your unwanted marital situation. Likely just the opposite, but keep telling yourself it was him and not you, it seems to be doing wonders for your cheery disposition.
MM; Don’t waste all your jizz hiding in your moms computer room spanking it to dirty German scat porn, the survival of the “intellectual” world depends on your saving it for when it counts.
POPra: No my dear it was I who dropped his stunned ass once my kids grew up. That was my plan wayyyy backkk when. A lot of wives do just that. And as far as the dried up biz goes that is something trash like you will never know. I like to keep assholes like you guessing. If anyone sounds bitter it is you. All three paras of your post are demeaning to both men And women. Maybe you need to stop sucking those lemons and get something sweeter to suck on honey. lol. Now, who that would be, I don’t know since your posts bash both men And women.
THE END OF THE MALE? (II)
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: Aisha (09/16, 10:09AM)
It won’t just be my exceptional intelligence which will spare me from the coat hanger in the eye. Read below.
: wogdog (11:22AM)
No need to research “solitude” wogdog. If you bear any resemblance to your avatar picture whatsoever, you solitude is guaranteed.
: Oprah’s Dirty Minge (12:24PM)
Thank you Minge. I’ll certainly take your advice under consideration.
In initial “The End of Men?” I indicated that other males with exceptional intelligence such as my own would be spared abortion in order to provide high-quality sperm for fertile females. While I do think there must be a cut-off mark in intelligence beneath which the males are killed off, I also think that there are other reasons to spare the lives of exceptional males. What I have in mind is the creation of male brothels, the inverse of the current sort. My reasoning is as follows:
Females, as we know, desire the physiological gratification of the orgasm and I don’t think that they should be denied the experience. However, only those males who have demonstrated extraordinary skills in bringing the female to explosive, sheet-tearing orgasm should staff the new brothels. While the regulars who possess these skills will be sterilized to prevent conception snd the consequent plummeting of overall intelligence, there are those who combine both exceptional intelligence AS WELL AS being adept in bringing the female to mind-blowing orgasm. These “double threats,” so to speak, are “la creme de la creme” of the new prospective brothels. They must, however, have displayed evidence of such skills.
I think it can be said without equivocation that I am to be numbered among them. In addition to my exceptional intelligence I have a proven track record in this respect. I refer the reader to my sensitive account of Xenophilia’s magnificent labia in “Woman in Red” and my bringing Kunti to orgasm in “Tongueing the Navel Or: Coming With Kunti.” Indeed, I am presently in the process of devising a curriculum for those who show promise in this regard. The first lesson will involve both the theory and practice of the Slow Thigh Stroke which, if deftly done, might by itself bring the female to gasping, clawing orgasm. Graduates in the Slow Thigh Stroke will move on to the next step, one involving the imaginative use of the tongue.
So, as you can see, there’s plenty of work for Montrealman to be done in the days ahead.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Hey yeah the slow thigh stroke would be about right. You might just be in the correct position for a good hard kick either in the head or the balls. Either location would do the trick. You are one friggen asshole who apparently lives in his own head. Unreal. hahahahahahah
MM “In initial “The End of Men?” I indicated that other males with exceptional intelligence such as my own”…”AS WELL AS being adept in bringing the female to mind-blowing orgasm. These “double threats,” so to speak, are “la creme de la creme” of the new prospective brothels. They must, however, have displayed evidence of such skills.”
Like you, these men of “high intellect” and who would be “able to bring a female to orgasm” would also have the Emotional Quotient of a house fly and class of an ape.Which is clearly evident in your need to make me feel and look stupid due to my spelling and grammar mistakes.You only seem to do this to make yourself feel superior over me….No Class Bobby Bass had more class than what you provie to have….You being a retired teacher ,I can understand how/why my errors would irritate you(and some other’s) but you seem to “get off” on mocking me.
Have you been diagnosed as being on the Autism Spectrum?If not,you should look into it?
“In initial “The End of Men?” I indicated that other males with exceptional intelligence such as my own would be spared abortion in order to provide high-quality sperm for fertile females. While I do think there must be a cut-off mark in intelligence beneath which the males are killed off, I also think that there are other reasons to spare the lives of exceptional males.”
Ok Hitler. Have you named your Sonnenkinder yet?
okay woggie, you talked me into it. let’s shack up and fuck all night long, then i can get 10 minutes sleep, and go to work for 12 hours, and come to you, and redo previous day again and again. nursie, you can be included too.
No Class Bobby Bass?
Well played.
Holy shit…I think i’ve just been propositioned! Hahaha
@ Blow me…Is that the new “Can I buy you a drink?”
FS No doubt MM doesn’t have a clue who No Class Bobby Bass is.Little boy MM couldn’t watch TV,the electrical cord couldn’t reach the pedestal Mommy MM made him sit on.
And how many jobs are to come and go before this “boyfriend” is told exactly what he was told? You did good. If you really like him it’s the best thing to do. To let him stay quite possibly meant him staying on the same path he was already headed on, an thus inevitably crashing and burning the relationship. It would only be a matter of time. Let him get back on his feet by his own efforts, hopefully he does and if he truly liked or loved you and he has a sensible head on his shoulders he will see that you did what you needed to do for both you and him. Wishing you the best.
NurseHezz, if I were only that lucky. LOL.
BLOW: Sure, ok, as long as you promise me you will brush your tooth first.
BLOW: Ok, sure, but you gotta promise to brush your TOOTH!!!! lol
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: wogdog (09/16, 4:04PM)
Participants in The Slow Thigh Stroke are lying down in bed so neither “a good hard kick to the head or the balls” is possible. Are you an androphobe?
: Boru 1014 (5:07PM)
“The Emotional Quotient of a housefly?” Howard Gardiner’s theory of “Multiple Intelligences” which includes “Emotional Intelligence” was an abortive attempt to “democratize” the Intelligence Quotient and has been thoroughly discredited by prominent philosophers, including me.
: Oprah’s Dirty Minge (6;40PM)
Not yet Minge. Any suggestions?
: Boru 1014 (9:36PM)
You’re right about my never having heard of “No Class Bobby Bass,” Boru. Do you think he would succeed at The Slow Thigh Stroke and bring you to a toe-curling, eyeball-popping orgasm?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
woggie, don’t you read too well, i am toothless, so i hear. and nurse, yeah, that about says it. but really now, do you all think the old suckster is only out for a quick lay?
if you said yes, then you are very WRONG. first of all, the suckster is choosey about who he beds down with, and most important, is whether you could go full tilt fucking wild or not, i can and do sometimes.
woggie, you would never know the feel of my fine tongue or feel it caressing you in ways you just couldn’t even begin to dream about. just having a bit of a yark here people. m.m., i was reading your post and thought of an episode of the twilight zone, where there was an all female society, and a guy got thawed from cryro, and started all kinds of shit. in the end, he was refrozen. that seems a better way to go. but a nuclear blast would do just as well.
hope all you ladies out there learn to hunt and fish, cause the day will come sooner than later, when all those skills will be needed.
Montreal Man: I am VERY Flexible and I am Sure I could manage that kick to the balls for ya. Just think it might send some of that bullshit so called intelligence out your ass where it actually belongs. hahahahah. I know all about guys like you with your fancy words. You are a loser in the sack and in real life.
Blow: From what I heard you do have the ONE Tooth left. Take care of that bad boy since it is your final one. As far as me Never knowing your expertise. Finally man you got it right. I WILL NEVER KNOW BY CHOICE. PERIOD. As I said I prefer solitude to, in your case, snaggletooth people.
Not sure if delicious or slightly horrifying…
WTF!?!?!?!??! Y U POST THERE, COMMENT?!?!??!??!?
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: wogdog (09/17, 11:08AM)
Just passing through after spanking a columnist and his mindless supporter on the Chronicle-Herald (Opinions/Columnists) and who do I see but the incredibly ugly and stupid wogdog.
Not only are you an androphobe, wogdog, but you are a violent one at that. And no, you would never know about guys like me because, quite simply, you simply lack the intelligence. I’m sure you are even unable to define it. Want to give it a go, wogdog?
No, I didn’t think so.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
MM: I already defined who you are in great detail as in my most recent post to you above. Loser……. in and out of the sack……
Well Tim, I am a sucker for a man in uniform…and the ‘stache is hella sexy! Rawwwwwr!
Oh Dear God, is Smeagol pretending that he has a “superior intellect” again?
Get him to prove it (he’ll refuse).
That’s why he won’t reply to my posts anymore. I’ve proven several time that he’s not all that smart, that his perception is exceptionally lmited, and that he’s unable to comprehend anything new. So he just pretends that he ignores me, while he’s actually crying in a red faced rage. =)
wogdog is a shit stain on the LTWWB community underwear. Not a full on shit yourself stain….more like “I should have wiped a few more times” type stain. I’d rather read through montrealmans intellectual ego jerk off posts than the bullshit posts wogdog has been spewing out.
This website slowly gets worse every time a new fuckwit decides to offer their enlightened opinion on bullshit stories that get posted. I hate all of you so much.
Wow zilla, wasn’t that a little harsh?
Oh….you were just defending your territory? kk got it.
http://pctalk.info/Games/Sacred2/Wolfes.La…
BTW – You read Smeagols posts?
Never said I read them. Reading comprehension is a little weak isn’t it?
lalalalalalala don’t stick up for some random bitch that deserves every insult coming to her. Bragging about how attractive you are on a anonymous forum is extremely pathetic and makes you a target for trolls.
I could harass you if you’d rather hugo. I don’t care really….Tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut.
Oh…I almost forgot.
The only territory I defend is your mothers vagina. Generally, when you invade a territory (by invade I mean penetrate) you have to defend it afterwards.
Well what the hell do you know anyways zilla, you’re only 14 and a half.
Which cake you want this year?
pokemon? Twilight? Hunger Games?
And a preemptive ‘NO’, my mother is likely not available to jump out of it for you.
I already had sexual relations with your mother….which makes her a pedophile. You’re from a sick family zZz.
Next.
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: wogdog (09/17, 11:08AM)
No, I didn’t think so.
: Hfx_godzilla (09/17, 1:56PM)
My “intellectual ego jerk off posts”?
***** CORRECTION! *****
Shouldn’t there be a hyphen between “jerk” and “off?”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
You asserting your intellectual dominance over the people that post here (myself included) is like claiming you are the smartest retard.
So zilla, what you’re saying is, you’re Cerberus?
http://www.elfwood.com/art/t/r/trumbo/cerb…
Be a good doggie or I’ll get the newspaper.
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: Hfx_Godzilla (09/17, 3:37PM)
In claiming that I am the “smartest retard” you make an interesting reflexive assertion. While deeply humiliating to the other posters who, by direct implication are to be simply dismissed as “retards,” the inference is that you – and by extension me – are not both not “retards.” We are something other. We should talk.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
“are not both not”
Nice one ya douche!!! Perhaps correcting everyones mistakes makes you look like a bigger tool when you flub up. Hope you’re wearing your mint flavoured shoes, ya assclown!
I was merely stating that by comparison, at least in concerns with post content, we are not as articulate in our comments. I put myself under the retard umbrella to show unity with the rest of the community. I’d rather be in the retard gang than be disliked by said gang.
Hugo….ur mother is a doggie….oops I meant she likes doggie….when I fuck her.
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: Stepen Harper (09/18, 8:00AM)
Excellent work Stephen. Yes, “are not both not,” a definite flub which I noticed just now. Congratulations. However, I note a comparable flub in your own reply. Being an adjectival phrase modifying the noun shoes, “mint-flavoured” functions as a single word and should be hyphenated. But what can “mint-flavoured shoes” possibly mean?
: hfx_godzilla (8:21AM)
Maybe we don’t need to talk after all.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
We have nothing to talk about montrealman.
The only thing we have in common is that we both have the ability to contribute positively to discussions that take place, but we choose not to because we are assholes. I’ve come to terms with it….have you?