I was at my favorite chicken drive thru, and the lady asked me “Do you want dipping sauce with your order?”
I asked, “What do you have?”
She said, “Plum sauce, honey mustard sauce, honey, and BBQ.”
I thought to myself, “Well, I don’t like plum sauce… I like almost every type of mustard, but not if they are going to drown the mustard in honey… I see no point in honey, because this ain’t no pancake, and it’s not like the honey will be used as something sticky for bbq smoke to stick to… mmm, BBQ!!! I know! I’ll have the BBQ sauce!”
So I say to the lady, “BBQ sauce please!”
So I am feeling pretty good about myself. I chomp on a fry, take a slurp on my drink, and chomp into a chicken strip but not before I dipped it into my BBQ sauce.
SPLATT!!!! I raspberried my food all over the inside of my car. Someone spilled pancake syrup on my chicken! WTF?
I checked the label on the BBQ sauce, it says “SWEET BBQ”.
So let me get this straight, I can have any flavour dipping sauce for my chicken so long as it is sweet?!?! Did I miss the meeting on dipping sauces? —Sweet Enough Already, Give Me Something with Flavour
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.
Check the cracks of your dash for spit-out-chicken before it ferments!
Really, you should have your own condiments in the glovie. Condiments, hairspray, scissors, tape and ribbons for wrapping gifts on the go…what else do you need to keep there? Gloves?
Definitely the sign of the apocolypse.
lol fail
Ahhh.
Shut the fuck up.
… first world problems
don’t eat in your car
god shut up..
I’d hate to be around you when there’s actually a problem.
You’re annoying.
Go away.
this bitch is funny in its stupidity…………………………
Oh go play in some rush hour traffic with a blind fold on, OB.
Fucking twat.
I can’t believe they (ModBird) actually posted this. Jesus H. Murphy…slow bitch day at the Coast today or what? I honestly got nothing.
but but, it’s like a shakespearean tragedy avast *cackle*
I’m with you OP!!!! Fuck dipping sauces!!!!!!! Right to hell!!! I’m so mad I could screaaaaammm!!!!!
On second thought I’ll just take my chicken home and use some Bullseye.
lol I thought this was a pretty funny bitch actually, I don’t think OP means for it to be taken seriously.
Oh, and Wendy’s Chicken strips are tha certified bizness, and they have a nice selection of dipping sauces, I like the chipoltle ranch, personally.
*chucks up the W*
Wendyyyyy’s!!
when i eat or drink something, i want the real taste. not some covered up shit tasting crap. just like a hamburger, they look at you like you’re insane, if you order plain, no crap on it. why the fuck would you even bother to ask for the meat, or whatever, when you are going to pollute it with all that other shit. just get the crap, minus the meat next time. how can anyone taste the meat or whatever, thru the mingling of that other shit, is beyond me.
one would hope so thomas. i am not a huge fan of condiments, or sauces. tho i love hot mustard and horseradish
I knew this bitch was fucked from the start when I realized they decided on chicken strips and not a DONAIR!
LOL at … First world problems.
Catastrophe!!!
OP, I am new to Haligonia, and I find that – with a few exceptions like Chris Bros spicey hot peperoni – Haligonians are not big on hot, spicey, or bold flavours.
Take the donair sauce as an example, I think it’s basically sugar & milk that has been curdled with a spoon of vinegar, then flavored with garlic powder…….tasty, but not something that lights your azz on fire the next day.
Wendy’s food gives me the back door trots. *sigh*
Has ever since my gallbladder met its end in a biomedical waste incinerator.
It’s the type of oil they use.
The sauce might not, GV, but the meat sure does.
Looks and smells the same going out as it does going in too.
Just ask donarious!
Donair meat doesnt even register on the heat scale.
Pk, in mexico, there is the word ‘guero’. It means blonde haired woman but its also slang for the yellow banana peppers because that is about as spicy as the average ‘guero’ woman can handle. And believe me, yellow peppers are not hot.
A haligonian guero goes to mexico, and gets a little too brave with the peppers……”ow, ow, ow, what do i do? It’s too hot!”
Ussually the restaurant will recommend icecream because it works really well.
Anyway, there is another ‘guero’ joke where the woman is on throne the next day saying “ow, ow, ow, come on icecream!, come on icecream!”
Pk, if you think donair meat is spicey, don’t go to mexico cuz the icecream won’t help you” lol
You must be over 400+ lbs if you care that much about fucking sauce. Go try and eat squirrel for subsistence. Society these days, when it all breaks down, you’ll be the first to go, ’cause there’s no goddamn SAUCE.
Sauce is my favorite food group.
Finally a light bitch.
I have a Fight Club fridge
i have a habs fridge
Both are old, dirty, rusty and void of any substance HAHAHAHAHAHAH….(Sorry, I couldn’t resist) I go stand in corner now.
Too fat to get out of the car that you had to roll through drive-thru to eat that shit. No wonder the employee gave you a hard time. All that extra talking you did burned a few calories.
…..Really?
Hey I feel you op. I ordered a chicken BLT from Tims and it had honey mustard on it. WTF who puts honey mustard on a sandwich? It looked and smelled like the contents of my babys diaper 🙁