To a certain dating site user, you’re a sad excuse for a man. You’re nasty, insensitive, and shallow. You are nothing like your picture so update it please then people will see the real you. Women beware of a man looking for skinny and submissive, you’re not allowed an opinion. One last note asshole: I am not a feminist man hater, I am a man eater and you’re poisonous. —Man eater
This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2010.
This better not be about Da Tiffi >: (
Dating sites give me the herbie-jeebies – while I’m sure there are many success stories, there’s a lot of lying ratbags out there looking for nothing short of a hairy lasso. Skinny and submissive, huh? That’s the kind of guy I’d like to peg up the ass with a two foot dildo.
Da Taffi is a chick…she’s showing the “girls” in her pic…and I don’t think she’d have a problem being submissive and having no opinions….he self esteem isn’t exactly shinning through her profile.
I know dat RC. It’s just that whenever there is any bitch about dating sites; she’s the one I think of first for a couple of obvious reasons.
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. >; )
1 2 3 not it
It’s not me either. I’ve never had any contact with anyone through a dating site. 🙁
Not me either, I’m looking for an independant, intelligent woman, who knows her own mind.
Ooops, guess that was a shameless plug 😉
Is that you in your avatar, Hugo?
hey, is that mithril hugo?
aawww Bredon, that sucks. z3, you were pretty quick on that one….are you sure you’re not looking for skinny and submissive??? lol.
I guess the OB doesn’t understand what submissive is. By your sign off, you should have realized you weren’t for him. Don’t worry, someone is and they’ll be happy.
ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-f’tang zoom-boing zigazigurriguh
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“Skinny and submissive” sounds like Harper’s Government’s ideal supporter.
lol – you guys are sharp tonight :>)~
Yes, that’s me, except I’m a lot odler with a lot more hair 😉
ah fishes, you should never believe what shit you are told. ivan old son, i might be roaming downtown sat., and wondered if you might be about there at your little nook. like say about 1 or there about. yeah o.p., date sites suck, that’s why you should meet local people, not some b.s. page on the web. the suckster is real, and sees all.
*older
1 in every 4 marriages in the last few years were couple who met online. Hugo you’re a very attractive man. I’m not sure your age…but my dad has always done very well at the singles dances at a certain hotel on Robie/Quinpool. Can ya dance?
i’m confused…so that’s not you in the chainmail? come in hugo^^i’ll probably take the commander some baked goods on the morrow
Is that photo from the late 80’s?
LOL, I liked the guy in the chain mail, myself.
lol Grace
I kept thinking, “if you zoom in on his elbows, it would look like a naked butt” (the chain mail pic).
haha, no doubt. I think he is somewhat older? Grey hair, no hair?
http://fubarlabs.com/wp-content/uploads/20…
nice outfit and a beardo too boot…rawr
Lifer – I’ll keep 1:00 open. You’ll probably find me on the 2nd floor in the history stacks. Time it right Painey and the 3 of us can go for a pint. Screee!
i can spare about 30 minutes, we have loads of new inventory to put away. i would like to peruse your wares tho^^
ahhh!
history!
*shudder*
you’re not actually talking history are you?
just happen to be located there…
I don’t care if I’m doomed to repeat it… it’s boring as snot.
AND why would I have to be DOOMED?
plenty of great things happened in history….
invention of smores for example…
ivan is a living breathing big book of history…herp a derp derp bleep bloop
hey gang, this just in, an offical pic of our favourite douchs mm. and maybe a profile for him too.
http://montrealman.swing4ireland.com/
damn pic wouldn’t come out
and ivan, 1 it is.
i kinda hope he looks like this guy
http://amber.corduan.net/images/anna/AnnaB…
i’ll probably swing by around 11ish commander, bearing cookies and no myrrh *cackle*
In the immortal words of Devo – Whippet!. Whippet Good.
http://files.dvdnote.com/images/300dpi/mvd…
Exxxxceeellleent. Cookies and frankincense, but don’t worry too much about the myrrh. Rawk!
NTH, late 70s’. I was 20 in that pic.
No, not me in the mail, nice gear in your pic gracie.
Unfotunately RC, I dance like white man.
Thanks for the compiments … I think 🙂
i never really got a good look at the other picture hugo^^
thank you sir, you were a sweet looking young’un
Op’s a man-eater, da titties’, uh, I mean, da tiffi’s throwing her girls around, Suckster’s working on his skirt-chasing skills and Ivan-in-the-flowerpot-hat is singing whip-snappin’ lyrics. Sounds about right for a Friday night on LTWWB. Rawk on….
Nice one Hugo. I have always thought you might be around my age but I guess not…but then, it does explain the maturity in your responses. 🙂 I wish I had my own baby pics…I used to be a cute gnome, not creepy. 😀
Back to the original post, I dedicate this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLolag3YSYU
Warning: cute little dog appearance at the beginning and Nelly trying to dance.
oh o.p., by the way, i’m a woman eater. try me.
There are some people who take sexual submission and dominance to a whole other level, beyond just being submissive/dominant in the bedroom. It’s like role play but it’s out of the bedroom, all day. Seriously, the dominant partner treats the submissive partner like crap all day while the other person submits to the abuse and they both somehow get off on it. That’s all fine as long as both people are aware and into it.
This guy could just be into submissive girls during sex, or he could be into submissive girls in general… or both.
Either way he’s an asshole for not being upfront about it, or for just being an asshole…
little dog? What’ your def of a big dog?
Thanks NTH, not too many people have called me mature 😉
cool avatar hugo, for the sixth day^^
Morning painie, thank you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo…
Morning Hugo, I’ve always called you Dr. Phurst for a reason. Actually I didn’t see how big the dog was until after I posted my comment. lol Yeah that’s one big dog. 😀
Soon I will be calling snoop Dr. snoop too…your knowledge in this subject seems quite in-depth. 🙂
Morning to you too, NTH. Thank you (blush), again.
Have a good Saturday all, I’m out the door.
hugo! no wonder I can’t find you on the dating sites 🙂 my fav is a guy who pretended to be disabled then got mad at me and told me I was an awful person because I thought he was wrong not to mention it in his profile. I equated it to me not mentioning my 12 kids. I figured it was a stupid test, it was, and I apparently failed.
guys in general are dicks, not just in possession of one. and no, I don’t have 12 kids…
funnygirl, I have to admit that I have tried the dating sites. I met my last girlfriend through eharmony, so it wasn’t a complete and utter waste of my time and money. One place I looked at, in hopes of finding a rocket scientist, had 3 women within 80km of Hali, 19, 21 & 23. Maybe I’ll check out the dance that RC mentiod 😉
do you know how to play euchre?
Yes I do PG. You having a card night?
for the last few years i have thought some winter euchre would be fun. it would have to be at the shop, ’cause our house is too small. one of our bestest buds in toronto had tournaments at his apt. if you lost you moved to another table, strangely enough his name was ivan^^i’ll keep you in mind if it comes to fruition
Hugo – bad dancer, shy, won’t go alone
somewhere else I guess….ECGSR dog walk on sunday afternoon if you’re not busy 🙂