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  1. oh my god, when i read this I laughed my fucking arse off. This is why I hate the most recent generation of Dome-goers.#1- Why do all people under 25 brag incessantly about their sex lives? Even some of the ugliest, nastiest, idiotic people get laid, unless you spout chocolate milk when you -ahem- finish, you’re not doing anything more spectacular than the rest of us.#2- “i love to fuck. always have. and people tell me I’m good at it too.”Everyone loves to fuck. have you ever heard someone say “i hate sex. SO tedious”? And I can guarantee you, you’re not that good at it. I’ve never fucked a guy like you without laughing afterward. It’s guys like you that try to make up for a small member by jackhammering us, and then go bragging about how you “tore that ass up” while we are laughing about you and your gym-sock dick with our girlfriends.#3- “the girl who’s name i can’t remember”SOOO many guys i work with pull this one, talking about the girls they fuck. They always claim “i dont even remember the bitches name”, yet somehow they manage to remember the next weekend when they’re calling her non-stop trying to get a repeat performance.This bitch was basically written by some ugly, greasy wannabe gangster guy who probably got laid for the first time in MONTHS, and had to come brag to someone because he has no friends. Guy, you should let any girl, regardless of marital status, suck your dick because soon you will be too old and beer-gutted to pick up the 19 yr old whores who put up with shit like this. I feel bad for guys like this who have to grow up and have kids, would you like someone talking about your daughter like this?? I feel sorry for the next generation of children whgo have to call these men “Daddy”. Will you still be treating women like this when your kids are looking to you for an example? I think I’m going to become a children’s aid worker, i have a feeling it’s going to be a busy busy job in a few years. *shudder*

  2. oh my god, when i read this I laughed my fucking arse off. This is why I hate the most recent generation of Dome-goers.#1- Why do all people under 25 brag incessantly about their sex lives? Even some of the ugliest, nastiest, idiotic people get laid, unless you spout chocolate milk when you -ahem- finish, you’re not doing anything more spectacular than the rest of us.#2- “i love to fuck. always have. and people tell me I’m good at it too.”Everyone loves to fuck. have you ever heard someone say “i hate sex. SO tedious”? And I can guarantee you, you’re not that good at it. I’ve never fucked a guy like you without laughing afterward. It’s guys like you that try to make up for a small member by jackhammering us, and then go bragging about how you “tore that ass up” while we are laughing about you and your gym-sock dick with our girlfriends.#3- “the girl who’s name i can’t remember”SOOO many guys i work with pull this one, talking about the girls they fuck. They always claim “i dont even remember the bitches name”, yet somehow they manage to remember the next weekend when they’re calling her non-stop trying to get a repeat performance.This bitch was basically written by some ugly, greasy wannabe gangster guy who probably got laid for the first time in MONTHS, and had to come brag to someone because he has no friends. Guy, you should let any girl, regardless of marital status, suck your dick because soon you will be too old and beer-gutted to pick up the 19 yr old whores who put up with shit like this. I feel bad for guys like this who have to grow up and have kids, would you like someone talking about your daughter like this?? I feel sorry for the next generation of children whgo have to call these men “Daddy”. Will you still be treating women like this when your kids are looking to you for an example? I think I’m going to become a children’s aid worker, i have a feeling it’s going to be a busy busy job in a few years. *shudder*

  3. I hope one day someone sticks their cock down your kid’s throat and gives her/him the same consideration you have so proudly dispensed. You are a steaming pile of mindless excrement, pal, and if your pencil prick was within ten feet of me, it would be torn out by the goddamn root and fed to pigs.

  4. If this isn’t an argument for abortion, I don’t know what is. I’m talking the OP, the girl, her boyfriend, any woman that has sex with the OP, and anyone that has sex with any of the people involved. The whole load of them deserve every abortion they ask for.

  5. I’ll tell you what gives, cranky – this dude talks about this woman like she’s nothing more than a fleshy jar for his poisoned sperm. I’d love to pound this bastard right in the nuts with a crowbar.

  6. We all know the op is not really good in the sack, and he deep down knows it. He just needs to keep telling himself he IS good to keep getting reassurance. He probably asks all his partners if he’s good and they all say he is to just humor him.

  7. Sammy you fucking troll… You haven’t impressed anyone here at all, except the Bad Guy… Whoop-dee-doo..So when you say “And people tell me I’m damn good at it, too”, I had to ask myself why say “people” and not “women”… And the only answer I can think of is that the “guys” must also be telling you what a great fucker you are.Congratulations asshole…

  8. One word for this guy: L-O-S-E-R! Any decent man doesn’t fuck and tell! Guys like you deserve a good swift kick in the arse for being such dickheads.

  9. TTFN:You hope someone someday sticks their cock down a kid’s throat because this guy once got a blowjob from a girl and her boyfriend called in the middle of it? WTF?

  10. Oh Sammy, Sammy, Sammy……….1) People who are good at sex have no reason to state ” I am good at sex”2) People who feel like they got “played” tend to say ” I forgot her/his name” You think you are a player, but she played you dude. You feel used, feel like a fool, you’re pissed, so you write a rant about it. YOU GOT PLAYED!!!!!!!!

  11. I dunno, people just seem to be reading a lot more into this than what there is. I mean, sure the guy’s a douche but thats about it. To me, making a claim that ‘someone who says they’re good at such and such it probably means they aren’t’ seems kinda high school.

  12. Is it just me or is receipt of oral sex NOT evidence of being a skilled sexual partner – unless sitting and grunting here and there is considered a skill…I mean, outside of driving for Metro Transit.

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