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Did you write the bitches “Putting up with men’s shit” and “Ma Curves is KICKIN’!”? We want you to write something else for The Coast, if you’re interested, email lindsayr@thecoast.ca. —The Coast (bird)
This article appears in Jan 12-18, 2012.
38 Comments
well god damn..
It was you, wasn’t it, Thomas!??!!
More proof that this website is shit.
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8130/to…
OMIGOD! TOMMY’S DRINKING OUT OF WHEELIE’S SKULL
>: 0
bir, thank fuck o, i didn’t. i would write drivel like that if my life depended on it. hope you find the fool/s that did write that shit. my eyes and what little mind i have left, is boggled by the crap that was in it. i think you will find it was not a regular bitcher that did it either.
…Srsly?
My skull have a nice bouquet-
OF BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Nice work, Zilla, but I think it is ‘shopped.
Wp
That’s some good skull blood there..
really?….it must be for the entertainment value only. there are much better bitches on here.
hmmph ..mom always liked you best..:)
Marty – for the win >: )
Hahaha that is awesome. I loved those bitches.
Actually, it was me who wrote “Putting Up With Mens’ Shit” and “My Curves are Kickin.” This might not seem obvious at first glance. However, a certain degree of reflection is required to resolve the dilemma or, the “aporia” if you prefer.
Given my track record on this site – my attempt, that is, to raise the philosophical level of consciousness of both the readers and the commenters – I feel that I would be the obvious choice for the position. For some this might involve a re-configuration of their philosophical positions but, between ourselves, I think it is all to the good.
My basic question is whether there is remuneration for the position, one corresponding to the depth of my philosophical insights on the various issues in play which, time after time, regularly and, it must be said, tediously continue to arise.
A further question is whether that intital question, that of financial remuneration, resonates in ay meaningful sense on your frontal lobes.
I am, of course, open to negotiation and even possibly arbitration on this point.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
A tip of my derby to you, MM. Bravo.
Alas, that was not me. I do put up with men’s shit and my curves aren’t at all kicking. This may come as a shock to some but it is the reality.
It seems to be somebody with a robust command of the English language and a keen insight into the human condition. One whose search for the truth is only outdone by their passion for the sublime and the ironic.
I know I’ll be waiting with abated breath for their bitch.
montreal man did you really write those bitches?? It just doesn’t seem your style. 🙂
I think the Coast needs to hire Godzilla. With his gift for photoshop he could breathe fresh new life into that tired as fuck “Harper as Hitler” meme. Can you imagine the “Downfall” parodies he could create with cranky Harper screaming for his “Fegelein”?
Fantastic. Now I have a real, live version, (albeit in text form) of the Jerry Springer show to look forward to. That’s just great. Can’t wait for that. Thanks Coast. Thanks a butt load.
I agree with Ivanski.
Zilla’s posts brighten up my day. I mean, I less than three Thomas to bits and pieces (he is, after all quite the hunk, as bread lady would say, and I would def hit that), but you gotta give zilla props.
Keep on keepin’ on, you adorable lizard!
RSVPs
: TTFN (Jan. 17, 8:26PM) – Thank you TTFN, it was rather good, wasn’t it.
: troondon formosus (8:37PM) – Your description certainly resonates, Troon. I wonder who it could be.
: Dear Robyn (Jan. 18, 1:07AM) – Well, Dear, possessing the flexible writing skills that I do – skills that match my incomparably flexible philosophical skills – I want you to know that I can adapt my style to a myriad of contexts including, of course, those of “Mens’ Shit” and “Kickin’ Curves.” (You shouldn’t be staying up so late, Dear.)
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Careful Coasties. If you do hire Montrealman on the basis of those 2 bitches, Rocky Jones might take umbrage. Juss sayin’
Montreal Man is like a Chameleon, very versitile. 🙂 Yes, I was up too late last night and I am paying for it. Thanks Mtl Man for the concern. 🙂
Replace Tim Busquet with Zilla. Just because.
This thread smells like jealous.
So this frickin bootleg lizard crawls out form under some frickin rock outta nowhere with his amateur-at-best frickin photoshop skills and all the sudden he’s the writer of the frickin century? Zilliam Shakespeare or some shit?
http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/l…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGFl8XtQ8E
His first article/editorial would have to be called “You Mad Bruh?”
That’s roight bitches, don’t be jelly! Montrealman, you’re a wannabe of the worst kind… You can’t fill this Pennington’s Permormance Wear…. Haters & imitators – stay tuned. Coast challenge accepted.
I called that it was you from the beginning no_fool. Your posts crack me up on a regular basis. Definitely looking forward to whatever it is you’ll be writing for the coast!
RSVPs
As the Official Writer for The Coast I feel that I cannot overlook those commenters seeking out my assistance on those topics which defeat their intellectual abilities. In that spirit, I respond to:
: Col. Ivan Sonofabitch (Jan. 18, 10:09AM)
“If you do hire Montrealman on the basis of those two bitches, Rocky Jones might take umbrage.”
On the basis of those elusive clues, Montrealman has deduced the following:
a. Rocky Jones must be incontinent. (“Putting up with men’s shit”)
b. Since the appellation “Rocky” indicates a male who speaks in the ebonics dialect, Rocky Jones must be an androgynous Afro-Canadian. (“Ma Curves is KICKIN'”)
c. The appellation “Rocky” indicates a conceptually-challenged pugilist. Therefore, Rocky Jones is an incontinent, androgynous (possibly hermaphroditic) conceptually-challenged Afro-Canadian pugilist.
The question now becomes: Will Rocky Jones take umbrage and, if so, will he attempt to do violence on Montrealman’s body? Reply quickly with your answers and recommendations.
: no_fool (3:12PM)
“Montrealman, you’re a wannabe of the worst kind. You can’s fill this Pennington’s Permorance (sic) Wear.”
Do you mean while he’s still in it?
* Montrealman will accept any appeals for assistance from those who feel their cognitive capacities over-taxed on any particular topic. Send those appeals in now!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I don’t write bitches, just witty retorts!
Are they replacing those intrepid investigative reporters and columnists like Tim, Bruce, and Stephen?
Oh Wow. Is this two bitchers taking credit for the same thing?
Oooh, now I have to find out who the real author is, which is kinda funny because, I couldn’t be bothered to comment on either bitch in the first place.
What’s that term, you know, where you try to pass off something someone else wrote, as your own?
Now I know why I didn’t like those bitches.
they’re not real bitches gv, tho i don’t much cur, one way or t’other
not sure why bird didn’t just e-mail back the same address that sent those bitches in.
I know they’re tied… and I don’t think it would have been classified as spam…..
I dunno, maybe it’s against policy or something.
whatever…
I’m not sure what it is for… but I expect it to be lackluster.
Surprise me Bird…. Coast…. please, surprise me.
they only give out your email, if you’re a firefighter. yes, i went there
ooooo, burn, sizzle.
I’ve seen the admin view… they know all they need to.