So yeah, there was something between us… what does that mean? You have tantrums and then go away. I can only be left so many times without tiring of it. You’re a special man, and damn funny. So many great memories. I miss the fun we had. The nachos and wine. The roof climbing. Though you left at the worst time possible for me, and said some very insensitive things, I wish you well… but can’t take the continual abandonment. Have fun every weekend and laugh often. You deserve it! —Micey without cheese

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  1. Another sad love…..seriously people…stop bringing me down on this side of LTWWB&L. YOU deserve happiness OP…YOU!! wishing them well, while you’re a little heartbroken is sad! You ‘re better off without them in your life, and whatever insensitive things they said to you…should not have been said. You deserve someone who will be there at the best of times and worst of times. Love yourself…don’t believe what they said. Drink wine and eat nachos with someone new. Everyone loves Nachos!

  2. Sounds like bi-polar to me. Rollercoaster rides can be fun when your on top of the world, but the plunges make you glad to regain solid ground again. I prefer the ride that has small ups and downs, spins fast and slow alternately, and squishes you real close into the person on the ride with you (I can’t remember the ride’s name). Maybe not as exciting but it’s not as devastating either.

  3. I’ve spent my life on emotional and mental rollercoaster’s….Maybe that’s why I hate the real ones so much Kim. I won’t even go on a ferris wheel.

  4. True dat, RC.

    I don’t do either, either. The ups and downs can really kick your butt. This week alone I’ve been up and down and up and down and up and down seemingly every four seconds.

  5. That’s why I travel on a space rocket ship…. you keep going up and up and up until, finally, there is no more up. In the weightlessness that is space you can choose which direction you want to be up. There is no north or south… no gravity. It’s nice floating around with virtually nothing holding you back. Although every now and then you turn the gravity on inside the ship so you can at least become grounded for a little while. Too much floating will hurt your skeletal and muscular structures…..

  6. PK I know what you mean…it’s a mix between depression, chemical imbalance…and just plain hormones we get from being women. Jonno is always up because he takes his prescription on a daily basis to keep him up 🙂 Or he’s crazy…

  7. I thought the superhero cartoon was you in your Avatar???? That’s what I picture you as.
    Also…I seen a commercial last night that I loved and have to share…only cause were all always going back and forth with relationship crap about what guys want and what girls want.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N1aOZTTA-c

  8. Yeah, I saw this commercial during the Super Bowl… it got a pretty big chuckle out of me.

    So, RC you picture me as a little boy dressed up in a super hero costume with a blanky for a cape and tighty-whities over my pants? Zed OBVIOUSLY showed you the picture of me then….. 😉

    I imagine you to look identical to YOUR avatar, btw.

  9. I guess if were trusting the looks of avatars I should probably change mine back to Miss Piggy…..hehehe

    I’m blond, 5″8….but much rounder then Superwoman there…and my hairs short.

    And yes…I always pictured you as a young kid actually…Always…then I seen your profile pic and was shocked…nothing like I though…which isn’t a bad thing at all…it’s just…you kind of get a picture in your head of what everyone looks like…and I’m completely off on everyone I think.

  10. There’s a guy that goes on the 4:45pm scotia square 21 that I used to take that I always pictured as Jonno, and he looks really nothing like him, but that’s the pic I had in my head until he was outed and when I took that particular bus home today and saw the guy and actually LOL’d. hahaha

    And before zed had his match profile I always pictured him as a skinnier dude with glasses and dark dark brown hair.

    So, any visual I have in my mind about your appearance, RC, is probably WAY off. heehee.

    It always makes me LOL when I hear people from the internetz tell me the visual they have of me…because it’s usually completely wrong! heehee

  11. PK. I always pictured you as a pretty tiny person. Who dresses like a hippy a little…I think you mentioned a long time ago wearing an old pair of your moms rain boots or something and I started to put a picture in my head from there. And your always wearing a green turtle neck. Lol.

  12. Loved the metaphor jonno!

    P.K, I totally picture you with dark brown hair, and lots of cats lol.

    Real Chick, i always pictured you really young, but I could be totally off on that.

  13. I’m 30. Hopefully a young 30…but thanks! It snuck up on me pretty quick and although I’ve been married and divorced and have 4 year old and another soon to be son on the way…I still feel like I’m 22. Only I’m a better dresser and make more money, and have a lot more bills…. I’m the baby of 7 kids so I think I’ll always feel kinda like a kid.
    I picture you in University at Acadia. 23 maybe 24, 25. Skinny…kinda skater-chick like…..with some kind of cool colour in your hair….hopefully blue! 🙂

  14. You all don’t wanna know how I picture you. I’ve only knowingly met PK, and she’s a bit off from what I originally imagined. If I ever had to find a LTWWB gathering knowing only the location, I’d be lost.

  15. Me too PDG. We’ll all have to have some kind of button or pin or name tags. This summer is the bitchers summit so we have time for ideas.

  16. Man, I look at every bus driver so closely to see if I can spot the elusive PDG. So far, no luck. You should wear a pin, or a hat or something!

  17. Heehee, I met a bitcher/lover today (and had a lovely time, I might add) and said bitcher/lover said we should wear our avatars as name tags with our real names under them! I think that’s a great idea 🙂

    I always pictured RC as having longer blonde hair, tall and longer waisted and very stylishly dressed. Of course now with an adorable little baby bump to go along with it 🙂

    FA…I always figured you had long wavy medium chestnutty brown hair, very pale, medium height and slender…don’t ask me WHY, but the things we come up with in our heads…I’m probably way off, aren’t I? LOL

    Unfortunately I’m not tiny 🙁 I’m short — if that counts as tiny 😛 I don’t dress hippy at all and rarely wear turtle necks (except for a few sweaters I have)…I’m 5’3″, dark brown medium length hair, blue eyes, pale and pretty darn generic, I guess. I’m not wide at all and looking straight on you wouldn’t be able to tell I’m as fat as I am, and I can make no judgements as to whether or not I’m pretty/cute/etc…I really don’t have much of a self concept at all and don’t tend to ask people what they think of me so who the hell knows!

    hope that didn’t shatter anyone’s vision in their head 😛

    Also: i was in scotia square this morning and I kept seeing people reading the coast in the food court area and kept wondering if they were a bitcher/lover…quite the paranoia it gave me 😛

  18. So who did you meet PK.? Those of us who live vicariously through the exploits of people who actually have lives have the right to know.

  19. I met the wonderful mr wheeliep, ivan 🙂

    I’m intending on meeting you one of these saturdays….though, I still haven’t decided whether or not I will divulge my identity or not 😉

  20. Hella Kule PK. I’m keeping my peepers open for him when I’m downtown.
    And you’d just better. Don’t chicken out like Ralmn did >; ). Hell, if you’re downtown tomorrow at 1:00 you can join Hugo & I for lunch at the Auld Tri-Angle. Anyone else wants to join us – feel free.

  21. I’d love to join y’all, but I gotz a hot date with some hot ladiez. Copious amounts of liquor and shenanigans will ensue. Should be a time! Didn’t get to go last year because I was in l’hopital with various incisions, one less internal organ and hopped up on dilaudid! so w00t w00t!

  22. Jeez, PK – booze at 1pm?? it’s gonna be a helluva time for shizz… might not last late… 🙂

    Sorry, I’m a chicken. I know, I know…

    Big shout out to wheelie! I’m so glad the two of you met up, PK. I bet it was a blast. I’m going to meet some of you folks at some point. I don’t know I can wait until the summit though.

  23. I’d love to come for lunch too. But I have to work for a few hours in the afternoon. And I’m going water heater shopping in the morning. Yay.
    PK. I’m 5’8 with short blond hair. Blue eyes, Baby bump. N starting to widen as well. I stylish depending on the day. But I’m not spending a fortune to look good pregnant. Just basic.

  24. Wheelie is super great! Wonderful way to spend my day off — even in the crappy crappiness that was the weather today.

    I’m thinking we should just have two “summits”…one relatively soon and the “we’re no longer fat asses” one at the end of the summer…perhaps we’ll appreciate the efforts of those of us trying to be unblubbery if we’ve seen the “before”? LOL.

    I’m out for M-Fs but after next weekend, I’m pretty cool for weekends!

    …not having to spend your weekends studying certainly opens up the social calendar 😛

  25. Also: I just realized I’ve only met boys from here — I need to start meeting some of the gals on here, pronto! heehee

  26. Hahaha… I realized this weekend that I know who Brendon is…. we used to get the same bus in the morning, albeit only for about 8 blocks……..

  27. How the HECK do you remember faces so well, jonno? Is it because you stare creepily?

    On a completely unrelated note: I’m home siiiiiiiiiick today, guys 🙁

  28. That’s onnnnne scary motherfucker, Ivan! Kinda looks like every interaction Molly and Oscar have. Molly hates Oscar and beats him and hisses at him a lot. Maybe she’s just trying to cure his stupidity…he’s awfully dumb!

  29. Our Countess is so sweet and stupid >: )The sound of a crinkling plastic bag will send her rabbity haunches scurrying under the spare bed in the computer room. She has never hissed or scratched either of us in anger. Her predecessor Hubert was, on the other hand, extremely bitey. He would amble placidly into a living room full of people and suddenly launch himself, all teeth and claws, at someone’s knee. I miss him. Rooooooo.

  30. I have an eidetic memory when it comes to faces…. it’s kind of weird. I’ll go back to CB and recognize having seen most of the people I encounter…. much of the time I can recall the circumstances surrounding the previous encounter. This is especially true if I have ever interacted with them. I can recognize anyone I have ever spoken to when seeing them again. I cannot, however, simply dig into my memory and recall everyone I have ever met. Although that would be pretty cool……

    On a side note- does anyone watch House? The episode from two weeks ago was pretty intriguing and directly related to my statements above.

  31. Pk. I’m writing from the hospital now on my BB. Sick as heck all weekend. Just getting all my prego sugar work done now so I don’t have to miss more time at work. I have that flu that’s going around I guess. And I can’t take anything for it.
    Also I have no water at home right now because the new tank was deffective and they came and switched it this morning but the plumber comes tonight to hook it up. I’m starting to sympathize with survivor a bit more. 🙂 with the not a drop bitch.
    I hate being sick. I just want to cry. I actually did cry to the Man from a certain depot this morning I had to call an complain about the water tank too. I’m such a girl.

  32. I wouldn’t want just any plastic diver guy on my farebox (he’d never stay up anyways), I’d want THE Plastic Diver Guy. If it helps, I always wear a jacket when I’m working unless it’s the heat of summer.

  33. PK was a doll! We hung for a few hours, did Pete’s, and talked our faces off. I didn’t have too much of a preconceived mind photo of PK, maybe older, but the real PK is PK for me now. She’s frigging adorable.
    Any of you Bitches/Loves think you see me out and about, come say hi.

  34. Awwww crap RC…… get better as soon as you can. I don’t need to worry about anyone else these days.

    Brendon…. yep 🙂 I remember you mostly for your hat. (won’t reveal the details) I got on at the top of the street, you got on at the bottom corner…….

  35. Aww! Thanks, wheelie 🙂 You’re pretty frigging adorable yourself! I had tons of fun (and probably could’ve talked my face off for more hours :P)

    RC *hugs* I have a stupid stomach flu and have been spending my day tossing my cookies 🙁 My sugars are all over the place too — I’ve been low twice but now my sugar is in the 15s. And I don’t look very cute, either 🙁

    My mom’s also home sick and I swear it’s like that episode of the Golden Girls where Dorothy, Blanche and Rose are all sick. And my cat is being super mean to me — all “whatchu doing home? get your fat ass to work and make some money to feed me, bitch! *smack*”

    What’d I DO to deserve THIS? *dramatic cry*

    haha. Nah, I’m not as pathetic as I make myself out to be right now, though, if my mom asks me how to use her new ipod one more time, I might throw the effing thing out in the snow. heh.

  36. @ivan: LOLZ. That’s frigging *awesome*

    @jonno: you and wheelie will have to fight it out for my latte affections! There’s only so much PK to go around, boys! heehee

  37. *Sexy* latte triangle.
    A latte threesome even…
    Gazmatron, join in and make a 4some? I can offer a movable place to sit. Or rollable, I should say. Might be movable too, actually.

  38. Ha ha, you guys are cute. Love fests including cafes (with plenty of foam *wink*) sounds like an excellent way to spend your time. Tres jalouse…

    I hope everyone feels better soon! No spreading any cyber germs, please… and big hugs.

    oh – I have a meeting in Scotia Square Wed am, I’ll be sure to keep my eyes peeled for certain bitchers whom I think hang in that area…

  39. Friday’s latte *was* pretty foamy, ralmn! heehee.

    Also: latte 4some with three boys and little ol PK would be more like a latte gangbang *shakes head* hahaha

  40. Please don’t ruin my love for lattes with all your sex talk. lol

    Thanks for the get wells…I’m feeling bettr now that I had a hot shower…I think I used the whole 60 gallons of the new tank. I just wish I could have went right to bed from there but I have 2 and half other people to feed before I can ever call it a day. The roads were crazy! Glad didn’t have to drive home from Hali…I went to get my little guy from daycare and it was pretty slippery…hope you all made out ok.

  41. Hay! jonno started it with his latte triangle business! heehee

    I guess it was a good day to be sick…with the roads being crummy? A friend of mine said it took him 55 minutes to get from Scotia Square to the Fairview overpass tonight around 4pm-ish. However, I would’ve much preferred sitting on a bus for an hour over vomiting all day. heh.

    Still feeling kind of crummy and soooo fatigued (but I can’t sleep…more gravol, perhaps?) and thirsty as hell, but *sigh* can’t miss another day of work tomorrow. EVERYONE is a sickie lately!

  42. Not me. Had a two hour sledge hockey session, one of them a full contact game, yesterday, and I stayed home today to recover. I feel wonderfully beat to a pulp.
    Get well, everyone.
    “Sex latte”.
    Extra foam please.

  43. What, exactly, uh, is *in* a sex latte…?

    …if you don’t mind me asking, guys *wink*

    heeheehee

    OH GOD WHAT IS THE FOAM SUPPOSED TO BE?

    Yeah, I know I’m talking crazy talk…must be time for a gravol-induced coma! Nite all! <3

  44. Man wheels….. let’s set it up. I come watch you at sledge hockey then we go for a drink. I would love to experience watching that, considering I couldn’t make it out to wheelie ball… I saw Rick Mercer play sledge hockey before, now THAT was hilarious. Man I like that guy. I traveled from Halifax to Toronto with him and Ron James in 2003…. what a time!

    Wow.. what was I saying?

  45. I love Ron James. When I was in the Jumping Flightless Birds we opened a tv special for him at the Opera House in Toronto, mid-late 90s. Funny guy.
    Have you seen Rick Mercer and Rick Hansen bungie jump?
    Rick- I can’t feel my legs!
    Rick- me neither!

    Mercer has been a great supporter for folks with disabilities. He’s done work with my friend from out west who lost two legs in a VBIED explosion in Afghanistan and his charity. He’s had the national teams for wheelchair basketball, sledge hockey and rugby(“Murderball”) for spots on the show.

    Sledge is pretty new to eastern Canada, so our adult program is only a couple years old. We played the adult team from PEI this weekend. We lost 3-2, but last year they beat us 7-4. Their team is all big men, many with no disability at least just a leg amp, so we did really well. Sucked to lose, but we realized we can check and be as physical as they were. I’ll never make the national team(I started later in life), but I hope I’m around to send one of our kids off to the Paralympics for sledge one day.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfR9g0Fwmx8&hellip;

  46. Wheelie, is your friend Cpl Paul Franklin?. Because Rick Mercer earned his place in Valhalla when he tore that dumb cooze of a Wimmin’s studies professor whose “Christmas was ruined” by “some poor sod who had his legs blown off” a third crap chute. His blistering open letter to her was one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever read. Man I wish I could write that well.

  47. Ivan-
    My friend is the master corp hisself, Paul Franklin. Truly badass motherfucker and cool dude.
    The wymns study person was a douchebnozzle.

  48. Yep, I think I could pick that out of a crowd, brendon! ha ha.

    I’ll be at the starbucks in a plaid coat… heh heh.

  49. Bus Drivers – they’re the new pasty, sullen, undernourished, sparkly British Vampires.
    This is your time now PDG; make the most of it.

  50. I was not in a group this am. Much of the time I was sitting by myself waiting for one person. I looked around a bit, but alas, no visible bitchers. I will wait impatiently for our summit.

  51. I looked for you at lunch, but I didn’t see you. Probably because you were already gone.

  52. well you weren’t at starbucks then… jonno and I went around several times to creep and leer… only one lady with kind of plaid… and she was talking to 3 other guys in some sort of meeting….
    bollocks I say

  53. Hah,

    RC you had it pretty close. I’m a thinner person, taller though, I think. 5’7, so above average. I have a bit of a skater look to me, but not nearly as much as I use to. Totally had blue in my hair before. My last funky colour I had the underneath of my hair red. P.K you had it right with the wavy hair. Kind of a light brown, although I don’t think I’m really pale, of course I could be wrong about that.

    I want to meet more bitchers now!! I wouldn’t mind meeting some gals either. I need more female friends in general. Besides my roommate, I don’t think I have ANY other female friends. It’s starting to bug me lately.

  54. FA, you should so “somehow” become friends with my little one’s Mom….. You actually have a lot in common and besides, then I can use you as a sort of proxy for information!

    Wait a sec….. then she might tell you about her little girl’s Dad…. on second thought, never mind…. LOL

  55. Ha ha, I was there boys – I took my coat off, it was on the back of my chair. I was meeting with ONE guy.

    Has anyone looked up TTFN on FB? It’s so funny! there she is! I found b195 thanks to the Coast, but no one else… More clues needed!

  56. I Will P.K!! 😛

    And Jonno, I’m not a very good proxy for information, I play stupid really well remember? 😛

  57. Well, what do you expect from a guy who stares creepily at people on busses? heehee

    Also: yay! Now I know who a girl is from LTWWB/LTWWL! And I gotta say, FA is *quite* the looker too! 🙂

    Alsox2: despite all the jabs I’ve taken, jonno *is* really kind of an adorable guy 😉 Just so y’all know 🙂

  58. Hah, you are damn hot yourself P.K! 😛

    And boo orgasmatron, don’t feel left out 🙁

  59. Doesn’t take much – Pattison has a bit of “essence of sleeze” about him that I just can’t look past.

  60. you girls going to start fawning over people you’ll never ever meet?
    again?
    greeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaat.

  61. It’s not fawning, it’s an admission of the fact that I’d likely hit it if given the opportunity.

    You should really go eat a ham sandwich, zed. You should like your blood sugar’s low.

  62. I had some really mean things pop into my head…
    but I’ll refrain since I know I’m just always pissed off and shouldn’t take it out on you.

    When exactly would that opportunity present itself?
    I mean, that’s like saying
    “I’d participate in a long-ball driving range competition if I were on the moon”
    It’s just not going to happen… so why bother.

  63. My friend once told me he’d have coffee with Michael C. Hall if ever presented with the opportunity. Shyeah….. like THAT would ever happen.

  64. Go ahead, zed, say your mean things. Might as well. I seem to be the emotional punching bag everyone’s taking their pissed off-ness on lately anyway! One more won’t hurt!

    So have at-er 😉

  65. I’m takin’ a postin’ break, guys.

    I’m too bummed to be postin’ around here.

  66. Just not feelin’ it these days, Ivan. Y’know?

    Going into social hibernation and I don’t think I really have anything worthwhile to contribute at the moment. I kinda just wanna be alone for a while.

    I still loves ya, though 🙂

  67. Aw thanks, ralmn! I’m just taking a break — I’ll be back 🙂

    Shoot me an email and I’ll add you to my FB if you’d like: prettykittylady@gmail.com. I created a dummy account for such purposes! heehee!

  68. Are you going to post under one of your other avatars Miss Kitty…lol…. seriously just joking with you. I think everyone’s getting the winter blues a bit and we were all sick with that flu in the last little bit so our immune systems are down. I need the sun really bad right now! But I have to stay positive…depression in pregnant woman cause colicky babies…and I’m not dealing with that shit. Want to borrow my copy of “The Secret”…lol…that was a joke directed at Z….I’ve never really read it.

    You’re going away this weekend…that may be fun.

  69. Well….I DO have quite the collection of aliases! One for every day of the week! 😛 No, I’ve only created one alias, actually — and then I outed myself, so that one doesn’t count! heehee

    I’m just exhausted and kind anxious and I need to spend a little more time away from the computer and a little more time….napping. 😛

    And I’m kind of disgusted that I’m in the top posters list so…LOL

  70. PDG, That video was bloody fantastic.

    Ivan, that picture definitely made me laugh out loud. Loud enough that I spelled the phrase rather than abbreviate it :).

    PK, you can’t leave now, you are in the orgy of awesome! 🙁

    If you do take a break I hope you are back soon. It is getting bummy though. Spring is so close, yet it is still frigid out.

    Last time I felt like this from winter blues I drug a bunch of people out in the woods in a snow storm and we sat around a camp fire and drank rum. It was great, and I was in a rocking mood for the rest of winter after so it totally worked :D.

  71. And zZz, dude what’s up?

    Your posts are really down since I’ve been back.

    And be nicer to P.K! She is in my orgy of awesome so if you aren’t you’ll have to deal with me 😛

  72. can you walk pk? leave your house? go live life, while i suffer alone^^til after 6

  73. The bread lady is right PK. You have a choice to go out and enjoy anything you want while she’s trapped in pain. So go out and get drunk in the woods Or go for a hike or see a movie or go on a trip. I could keep going.but I’m tired.

  74. OMG, I just watched that video PDG – and that’s about 94 seconds of my life I’ll never get back. How unfortunate.

    Hope the drugs kick in and you get better soon, dear bread lady.

    Have a great weekend PK – I’m on a long weekend at home in NB, so I probably wont be around much either.

  75. Life is precious! PK- don’t forget that we are now into March. Less than a month until April. The birds are already out singing in the trees and on wires despite the frigidness. Since this time last year we have all become closer- some of us have started what will hopefully be life-lasting friendships! And 2011 is supposed to be the year that kicks off the rest of our respective successful lives.

    We all post here for different reasons… just as people bitch/love here for different reasons. Don’t let some tongue-in-cheek remarks by the others get to your very core…. especially from those you haven’t even met yet. Reconsider your Coast hiatus and keep on providing us with your fun, silly antics…. And no, I will not let you disappoint FA by withdrawing from the orgy of awesome. Especially since I will need for it to happen so as to create my own version of it to store in my imagination.

    RC…. by the way….. nice belt 😉

  76. Jesus, jonno, I’m sensitive, but I’m not THAT sensitive 😛 I don’t take anything (but the good stuff) on here to heart, silly!

    Ok FINE, I’ll skip the hiatus. You guys convinced me *sigh*. I’m just feelin’ really lonely lately 🙁 Like I don’t have a friend in the world *sniff* which is ridiculous, but everyone’s seemingly too “busy” to even remember I exist these days (IRL friends). It’s like you’re in a room filled with people screaming at the top of your lungs and no one hears you. I feel like that these days 🙁 So I figured I might as well do what the people want and go away (not here, persay, just like, go away from trying to be social because hay I can take a hint).

    Yah yah, I need to fuck off with the emo-ness. And I probably shouldn’t be sharing this on here, but whateves. It is what it is.

    Anyway, I’d never skip out on the orgy of awesome, FA (and jonno) 🙂

    But, pfft, like you’d need for it to *actually* happen to save your version of it in your head, mister!

    Also: I *did* creep the right person! You ARE who i think you are, RC 🙂

  77. P.K, I’m always down for hanging IRL. We should have a bitchers night where I get the bitchers I already know from here, with the few I’ve just “met” and have some drinks at my place next weekend when the young one has gone away.

    A couple of bitchers can account for my place, as board games, card games, and some other fun times have been had there with them.

    You guys down? (J&J) ?

  78. Thanks Jonno – glad Z has been able to keep my anonymity a secret!! That belt was heavy as hell I even needed the BF to put it on me…and I was joking with it on – his best friend bought it on ebay I think – for like $250 bucks (die hard fan – I get then free tickets whenever it comes to town through my advertisers)….Just glad I only had to go once.

    Also I added you this morning Miss Kitty. And I thought your hiatus was like a weekend thing? I was like “talk to ya Monday”…lol. Glad you’re sticking a round.

  79. Does anyone know where I can find anything with the Incredible Hulk? I’ve checked Toys r us and walmart and Zellers. I need an Incredible Hulk figurine or doll or whatever by Sunday!!

  80. You could try any of the comic book stores. The “Oddly Adventurous” store has two locations now (one on either side of the Harbour), there’s another store near Robie & Young, and there’s also a place on *gasp* Gottingen St. Hope that helps.

  81. I’d be up for next weekend too, FA 🙂

    I just have to get through the weekend of baby showers with all my married friends who are bringing their brand new or newish babies and try to keep positive while not focusing on the fact that I don’t have (and am the only one there without) either a husband or a baby and probably never will never have either as I am likely going to die childless and alone.

    Wow, I’m just a bundle of positivity and FUN today, aren’t I?

    Also: friend request accepted!

  82. ral – wasting people’s time is my occupation, or so a lot of people in the city believe.

    Clocks go ahead on the 13th and I think that will brighten people’s moods about winter. Me, I’m just glad the snowbanks are almost gone. Now go ye forth all and have a great day.

  83. PK, don’t fall victim to the self-fulfilling prophecy. Just let life happen and your prophecy will go away. Trust me on this one.

  84. I LOVE YOU ORGAS_BREND!!!!!! I called around and I’ll be going to the Gottingen one. They have a few in stock there. And I called the one on Sackville and they were so helpful it wasn’t funny! My little guy turns 4 on Sunday and were having a huge party and that’s all he wants.

  85. PK…I had an idea of marriage and kids by a certain age…so I bought a house at 25…married 9 months later…baby 9 months later….a year and half later I found myself so completely lost and unhappy, packing all my things and moving into a crummy 2 bedroom apartment and feeling like my whole world crashed down on me. People do what they “think” is the norm…what everyone else is doing and then they lose who they really are. It took me a long time be happy and be “me” again. So don’t worry…your time will come when you’re ready and when you meet the right person …but don’t rush it ever…that’s why the divorce rate is so high….because we’re all getting married so quick and jumping into these family rolls and realizing that we never got to live ourselves and were resenting everyone for our own choices. You’re not missing out on anything…it all comes with time…..I’m a way better version of Me at 30 then I was at 25. Age just improves us…..so when you do settle down you’ll be the best version of you…so far 🙂

  86. Hahaha glad I could be of help, RC.
    On a completely unrelated note, I’m thinking of going to the “Paternal Facial Hair” for supper and I thought I’d extend an invitation to my fellow bitchers to join me.

  87. Thanks PDG and RC 🙂 I think I’m just going all quarter life crisis, lol… and slowly insane. And heart sick…. Yeah, there’s that too. Oy vey.

    But hey I got a great compliment from my boss this morning…so really, things aren’t ALL bad….kicking ass at work is always nice 🙂

  88. Np. The best things in life are worth waiting for. Trust me on this, even the simplest of divorces is the shittiest of deals.

  89. Wow PK… you are going to live to be 116 years old? Some people have all the luck don’t they?

  90. Hah, I liked your advise Jonno, very sound!

    And sweet, I’ll plan for drinks or something here next weekend then!

    It will be grand. 🙂

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