We keep finding Savage asleep on a futon in the park across the street from our apartment.
It’s not even night time, Mike! —Mayoral Futon Hater

This article appears in Mar 28 – Apr 3, 2013.

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  1. It’s not Savage, it’s Mudboy from the Occupy bunch that had his 15 minutes of fame by being dragged by the cops and heaved into the paddy wagon.

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  2. HEY…COAST, UPDATE YOUR SHIT!!!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO LOOK AT A BLINKING ADD FOR BOB SAGAT ON MARCH 2ND ON THE 20 FUCKING 6TH OF FUCKING MARCH?????

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  3. This bitch went over my head!
    Kudos to the Coast though for the whole Burger Week thing although I haven’t had a burger this week and I couldn’t upload that link still… kudos.

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  4. OP. I doubt Mr. Savage is sleeping on a futon in a park. Put down the joint, come down off your high and focus. It’s probably a leprechaun riding a unicorn with Bigfoot on a leach talking to Jesus in a tuxedo riding a unicycle.

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