I sat next to you at the Weight Watchers meeting the other day, you smiled and seemed friendly enough. When the meeting started and the leader began her talk, you offered a few comments. Fair enough. Sharing at a meeting is good. But as the meeting progressed you wouldn’t shut up. When someone else was sharing a tidbit of information I could hear you drawing in your breath getting ready with your comments. Enough already! You don’t have to comment on EVERYTHING the leader says ya know. You are still pretty fat so obviously you don’t have all the answers. At nearly 20 bucks a week now we Do NOT COME HERE to hear all about your life. In other words Shut The Hell Up! If we already had all the answers, we wouldn’t be here, lady. Please, try shutting it and maybe you will learn something. Besides you are annoying the hell out of me. —Fat And Furious
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2013.
Bring a box of T!mb!tz to the next meeting and sit across from her. Everytime she opens her gob, practice your free throws. It’s much easier to stick to an exercise program when it’s fun.
One of my personal hates is when people in a conversation just wait for their chance to talk, not actively listen and react.
OB- bring a trowel and bucket of icing, and seal that gaping maw up next time she starts.
PisP
It is WEIGHT WATCHERS …. the reason people attend these meetings is because they have a hard time keeping their mouths closed ….. nom, nom, nom
she’s using this as her therapy session – or she has no friends so it’s the only time anyone hears her talk
“It is WEIGHT WATCHERS …. the reason people attend these meetings is because they have a hard time keeping their mouths closed ….. nom, nom, nom”
At least people attending WW are DOING something about it.
FFS you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.
OB: you must be attending the saturday morning meeting my mom goes to. Some asshole told the leader to stop using the word “believe” because it offended her.
I guess starvation really does make you CRAZY.
… this sounds a lot like one of the women at the meeting I go to…
Being one of the few people in the room at goal weight, you’d like my opinion would hold a bit of weight — but nope, the lady who seems to have gained quite a bit of weight over the last year is the one with the biggest voice in the room. I find it quite demotivating to hear of all the junk she ate and how she is happy she did so because she didn’t “miss out”.
Then why in the hell does she bother go to WW and spend the cash?
This boggles the mind.
WW is rough for the first couple of weeks, but then you adjust — BUT if you keep eating crap, you’re never going to get used to it. I’ve been following WW for the past two weeks (I’m on week three) and I’ve lost 8 pounds during that time and this is the first week where I haven’t been starving. And I’m craving healthy food. I have no desire for crappy food, but I know if I did have some junk, I’d start craving that again.
If you feel like you’re ‘missing out’ by not joining in on the pig-out fest, then you’re probably not ready for WW and she might as well take a match and light her money up.
WHile I like the idea of the mini donuts ….I’m wondering it wouldn’t be better to go with full sized cream filled, powdered sugar, chocolate coated goodness .
After all those dinky little things don’t even require but a half a moments chew before swallowing , which will allow her to keep talking.
WHere as the full size ones require at least a couple of chomps and a swallow or 2 …so you might be able to get a word in edgewise !
shut your cakehole lady
I bet she has red highlights in her hair. All the annoying, know it all, fat chicks have red highlights in their hair.
Harper; Now that was funny, well put.
I can understand why you would find her annoying.Isn’t the reason of a group meeting to learn from one another?It’s not like she was an anorexic talking about how to keep from weight on.She may have had something to teach you in her stories.
BTW…Just a reminder…We’re adults. 🙂
Bring a fog horn to the next meeting. Every time she opens her trap press on it.
boru what do you mean by we’re all adults. sorry about the typing i broke my arm
What happened, Wigpig? Fall off the bed trying to fist yourself in the bum?
dont tell us your secrets shitd. were not all as desperate as you
I’m sorry to hear about your arm Woggy.
thanks boru. my posts will be short for awhile.
“sorry about the typing i broke my arm”
Well shit, I guess you’re gonna have to put wog pig the #1 cock puppet on your left hand for the time being, Gary.
Some guy’s like women with red highlights.Maybe she has a good reason for using WW as therapy. 🙂