We ruin romantic moments

We look at each other wide-eyed when one of us farts really loud, then giggle like children. We can duet A Whole New World like no one’s business. We have the comfiest bed EVAR. All of our friends can’t imagine what they’d do if we broke up, and honestly neither can I. So lets never do that, m’kay? You are my squishy, and I hope you will be forever. —Moffin Moffin

This article appears in Nov 24-30, 2011.