CRUSTY PUNKS: Throngs of you, you pour into our pretty little city every summer to take advantage of the many pleasures this wonderful place has to offer. You stink up our streets, sleep in and litter up our parks, drink cheap bum ripple and piss in our bushes. Do you really think you’re blending in here unnoticed? Do you really think that we don’t sadly anticipate your arrival every summer on a train boxcar that you unlawfully broke into with a team of mangy dogs which you pimp to get handouts simply because people where you come from (mainly Southern Ontario and Montreal) aren’t as generous as they are here???
YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK!!! The problem with you lazy fuckers is that with such lack of industry, yet surplus of small-town charm, Halifax relies very heavily on tourism to employ our locals so that we may have something nearing the standard of life which they enjoy in the rest of this country but you, you are gravely misrepresenting us as a place which doesn’t care for the homeless – cashing in on the naivety of our unsuspecting PAYING guests! Undoubtedly, these valued visitors leave here with less than savoury memories of your foul-smelling, greasy dread-locked, unwashed-in-weeks asses sitting around in putrid rags you call clothing and go back home to report it to their friends. Yes, economic decline plays a role in why tourism is so low, but we never had it to lose and you do nothing to help. You like to travel but don’t like to work, you say? Don’t like your parents rules? I DON’T CARE. Grow up, stand up, get a job, take a vacation once a year and do some traveling on your own dime for once. —Embarrassed
This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2011.
I’ve said it here before, but my sister-in-law has ther perfect response for these parasites.
“You’re young and healthy. You should be out there selling your body”
Ahhh… the sweet sound of bum bitches ( the much less amusing kind). It’s been a slow season for bum bitches so far, must have been the late start to summer. Good to see they’re out in full force now :S
That’s perfect Ivan!!
You’d be surprised how many AC/DC rentboys she’s met by doing that. >; )
Yes, but they are contributing to our society. And as such a society we have, we might as well all go the same route. I’m so sick of hearing people say that there are no jobs, as the person above said, that they are a cleaner. Doesn’t take any special brains to be one, or maybe they just like to cry and moan, oh me.
Yep, the world certainly owes you all a giving, get off you asses and give a little back, for Christ’s sakes.
I ignore them and don’t even bother to try and avoid stepping on them. They’re the scum of the earth and should be treated as such. If they are not willing to work, good riddens to them.
The only thing that bothers me about them is having to clean them off my bumper. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to get tangled dreadlocks out of your grill.
..these “punks” are a joke..noth’n but dirty dirty alternative hippies is all.. 🙂
Isn’t there a “cutesy” name for these parasite-ridden enema bags? Like “Juggalo” but stupider?
Juggalo Sheik Ivan?????
Hay! – I’ve never worn makeup in my life.
Urban Dictionary def of Juggalo:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?…
So anyway, these dreadlock sporting, filth encrusted, STD incubating, freight-car hopping, sparechange hounding, asphalt abortions have their own name.
Someone posted a bitch about them a couple of months ago, but I forget the name they have been given.
I think ‘asphalt abortions’ works quite well.
Hmmmmm….strangely similar to the “Bums and Creeps’ rant by Ralph Klein back in the 80’s.
That’s pretty hateful – street punks are people too. I like them. I bet I wouldn’t like most of the other people who replied to this bitch.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. No shit Sherlock. You must have graduated top of your class at FBI Profiler Academy, huh?
OP is a fucking idiot.
If you pay any attention at all, the travelling kids are actually better human beings then the scum walking around in suits.
Also; pay VERY CLOSE ATTENTION to when the University kids come back in fall; and see how many destroyed trees there are, splashed everywhere garbage cans, piles of puke and so on.
Ban the fucking rich!