I’m fuckin sick of that shit. Plain, clear and bland. What happened to Kool Aid? On top of that, where the fuck are my Kool Aid points? You want an old school pitcher with the matching cups? Well, you’re gonna have to try EBay. Now I’m off topic because I’m pissed about the points. But seriously folks, get at least one pack of Kool Aid in your cupboards. I don’t want your ghetto ass plain water. Oh, and don’t get cherry. Cherry sucks!
Fuck! Almost forgot the most important part. You gotta have sugar in those cupboards. If not, I’m a powerful enemy to make. —Nukka
This article appears in Dec 12-18, 2013.


Koolaid for Nukka! Nukkaaid!
Dude! What are you smoking? Can we come by for some?
Bad for teeth…
Nukka my friend….you’re on a roll…put me down for a pound of what you’re smoking.
Vote for Nukka!
Fuck that Freshie shit. I wouldn’t even send that swill to Tsunami survivors to kill the taste of cholera water. And bring back the old Airfix model kits! Take your resin and photo-etched metal aftermarket accesories and sod right off. And John Pertwee! Best Doctor ever. Vote Nukka.
Well if you call up the NDP, they have all the orange Kool-Aid, you’ll ever need.
Did you know that Kool-Aid is a great DIY dye for wool? It doesn’t wash out. Mmmmmm E-numbers.
We drank so much of the stuff when we were kids, I’m sure my stomach and intestines must be dyed orange….
Bollocks on Pertwee! It’s all about Troughton. Still vote Nukka!
Koolaid also makes a DIY hair dye.
Count on me for a vote for Nukka.He can be a pain in the ass but he’s a cool cat. (:
**Koolaid can be used as a DIY hair dye**
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Wait… for what are we voting Nukka? I got lost in the smoke…
Who cares? Free Nelson Nukka really rocks.
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you are a tremendous dumbass
I wonder how kool aid would taste with splenda.
I even could forgive all that if it at least got me drunk.
Here here!!! Fuckin dopes who go on… “Ohhh… you should drink eight glasses of water a day.” You’re an asshole. It was eight – 8oz glasses of fluid a day…. till the corporations got hold of it and said “er no… eight 8 oz glasses of water… then we can sell it to them by the bottle and rape those dumb fucks while we drink scotch and drive Bentleys!” And the asses who say “MMmm that water is some tasty!” Fuck off. There is no taste unless it is chlorine. I and my siblings drank thousands of gallons of kool aid over the years of our youth. It’s all bullshit folks. Fuck it kids. Drink your kool aid and grow up big and strong like daddy!