Wasted talent, wasted charisma, wasted intelligence, wasted beauty. You drink too much, party too much, sit at the bar too much, fuck too many losers. You’ve given up, and lost all your friends that gave a shit. Now you pretend that drinking your problems away with other drunks is making you happy. But you’re full of shit.
You wake up every morning knowing that you are wasting your life away at that bar, and the only thing that makes you feel any better is more drinking, more attention from losers, more self-destruction.
You are a sad cliche of a “too old to be a drunken waitress” with so little self-esteem. The good news is that I know you will eventually get your shit together, find a drop of self-esteem, and do something amazing. Or not.
Your choice.
—two minutes for wasting
This article appears in Mar 13-19, 2014.
can we talk about pink bunnies instead?
A lot of hate for this waitress OB. She may be making choices that you aren’t a fan of. They may be the wrong choices. But they are her choices to make and not yours. If you are really so concerned about this person then you should talk to them one on one, not try to repeatedly publicly shame them on a message board. You don’t want to help this ‘friend’ of yours you want to judge her and feel like you are superior to her. And you are an asshole.
well, to be fair, most bitches are public shaming. I think.
But yeah, too harsh on the waitresses. Let them figure it all out on their own.
But the bitch seems rather general and not specific. Maybe I read wrong
ditto hoist. op is a controlling asshole. these diatribes are NOT the work of a caring friend.
dog in manger with a bone to pick and cannot let go.
Don’t even bother with one on one talks. You can’t change people, and shouldn’t waste your time/energy trying to “fix” them. Unless they ask of course.
I think most of us, at some point in our lives, go through shit like that. It’s just part of the game I guess.
I think I might go waste my charisma tonight.
Didn’t we just have this bitch bitch? The OB seems obsessed with waitresses and their drinking habits.
Well a few weeks ago we got flooded with Hipster rants – which to be honest I find much more interesting.
Drunks are for the most part confined to indoors. Hipsters, on the other hand, roam freely over the land of coffee shops! That’s for you GDM, my weekly quota.
Halifax. We got lots of drunks, lots of hipsters. Next?
Summer is coming. It will bring a new wave of LTWWB.