to the stupit alcoholic bitch who is sneeking there alchol into the womans mall washroom here is a tip for ya go to the fucken bars and take your fucken alchol problem that you have and drink there you alcoholic bicth! stop sneeking your alchol into the womans mall washroom for crist sake GO TO THE FUCKEN BARS AND DRINK THERE! YOU ALCHOLIC! —take your alchol problem to the bars!
This article appears in Mar 24-30, 2016.


Some people have a problem and can’t recognize it. Rather than being harsh and judgemental, pick up some alcohol abuse awareness pamphlets and leave them in the washroom, next time.
Namaste.
Love the way we’re fucking nasty.
What is an ‘ALCHOLIC’?
Please advise, you fucking bitch.
Terrible spelling non alcoholic person.
This is why April Fools Day is dumb. These are not funny
Probably the poor alcoholic lady just came from a cold lunch at a Chinese restaurant – see next bitch – and needed something warm in her stomach, pronto.
Just because it was posted on April first does not mean it was submitted that day and usually it isn’t.
Have a drink yourself you illiterate ignoramus. It might kill the bug that crawled up your ass while you were flat on your back with your legs over your head in the same mall washroom. Next!
If I worked with you I’d probably need to take the odd nip in the bathroom as well.
Better yet!
Pick up some ALCOHOL and leave it in the washroom!!
Help a brother out!