You just touched your genitals.  And the toilet handle. —Everyone around you

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  1. Ahhhh yes, the communal commode. Touching genitals, toilet handle, door handles, their phone, your pen etc. You cannot hide from this shit.

  2. I grab a paper towel or pull my sleeve down to open public bathroom doors when leaving. think about it.

  3. Being a germo-phobe, I appreciate the increasingly common touch-free taps, toilets and paper dispensers.

    I sometimes wish I could wear a full hazmat suit with gloves and face shield every time I left home. … but, you know, SOCIETY frowns on that. 🙂

  4. I’m not a big hand washer, maybe twice a day at most, usually washing dishes. Yet, I never catch colds, viruses or flus. Haven’t in almost 20 years. I believe the 99.99% antibacterial soaps do much more harm than good.

  5. Do you wash the dishes with your genitals? No problem if you are a male – fasten the soap cage on the tip – but tough if you are a female.

  6. OP: Did you watch this person as he/she used the washroom then not washing their hands, or did you gawk threw a peek hole you made, or did you set up a camera to video tape them using the toilet?

    Either way your a fucking prev!

  7. The average person’s genitals are cleaner than their mouth. The mouth and the asshole are in a dead heat. True fact, I didn’t just pull that out of…eh.. my mouth.

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