“My hunny and I are going to Mexico for 2 weeks in February. He bought the trip as our Christmas gift. We’re staying at a 5 star resort. You should see it. Right on the beach. Oh it’s going to be great. I can’t wait.”
FFS, quit yapping about your upcoming trip to Mexico. The best I could say was “Isn’t that where the Ontario man got shot last year?” I loved your eye roll at that one. Although I think maybe I should put a call into the Japanese whaling ships so they don’t try harpooning your huge ass or your blobulous boyfriend. No one on the beach wants to see that mess you call a body. Maybe you could sign up for the fat reduction suction program that other Nova Scotian woman had. And God forbid you hit the “all you can eat buffet” because anyone in the office can swear even the slightest morsel of food gives you such potent gas that Saddam could have used you against the Kurds. Enjoy the flight down in cargo. —Now Boarding
This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2012.
Lady, you are one five star cunt.
Jealous, much?
God forbid someone be excited about a vacation.
hahahhhaahhaha!
This is what this site is for!
Meee-ow!
reeeeeow, catty & jealous !
OB, your post paints you as a real charmer.
You’re still bummed out about her changing New Years plans aren’t you?
Crankster – For The Win!
Oh thanks for the reminder Bird! I forgot all about SkinnyBitch haha.
This bitch is so pathetic… it screams “I”M SO JEALOUS”. Seriously, you’re that jealous you need to bitch about these peoples size? What does it matter to you what they look like? Are fat people not allowed to have fun? People are allowed to be excited about stuff. If you don’t want to hear it, walk away. You probably won’t be missed if this is the kind of bitchy attitude you have.
Wow harsh. Jealous much?
Period… (ewwwww!)
lol well it sounds like you should be happy, you won’t have to see this person you clearly despise for the duration of their trip!
Seb is sad cause he doesn’t have a BF to take him to Mexico. Aww poor baby.
I’m off to China in two weeks myself.
Just adding to your jealous rage. It amuses me.
Holy jealous loser batman – you have issues OP. You might want to take a closer look at youeself, and maybe try working on your own self esteem issues before you blast other people for being HAPPY on a public forum. You just sound sad and very, very pathetic.
she’s probably hungry
why the fuck would anyone in their right mind go there? when i was there in the yucatan peninsula years back, all i went to see was the incan pyramids. fuck staying in town. they will rob you blind, or kil you as fast as they can. build a 50 foot high fence, all around the place,and throw the juice to it.
OB, if no one has told you yet … it appears you need therapy and perhaps medication.
OB, if they get shot at, it’ll take more than one bullet to put a fat, obese person down…..especially if they’re at that buffet. I pity the other people who will be staying there. Maybe the other guests could complain about the unsightly mess of mass and putrid smell of melting flesh. Does the beach have an enforced weight restriction?
OB just came back to check the comments … looks like we all failed.
Seems like a flak jacket has become standard vacation wear for Canadians heading to Mexico. Two dead in the last week not to mention the ongoing civil war between the government and the drugs cartels.
With that in mind, I`m all for OP heading to a Mexican vacation.
That should have been `drug`cartel.
It’s ok OP. When never sees come to see they often spout at the mouth and go on and on and on and on and on and on … grating on the nerves. Just imagine a bullseye on their forehead. Shouldn’t have to write a bitch about it though :/
… but just ignore the person.
Hitting out at their size … now why you gotta be like that? … Just hate the stupidity that comes out of their mouth for they can revise those thought but not really what you see.
Meh. ’tis ok.
OP, I guess grumpiness trumphs a personal interest in how your coworkers are doing, eh?