I was jumped last night in my front yard at 1 am by a group of 3 wannabe thugs. I hope you learned your lesson as my dog tore into your leg and arm. You could have just walked away when I told you my dog bites and I was not going to put up with your shit. You could have not thrown a punch at me. So I have a black eye, you however must have needed sutures. And to the little puke I left laying on the sidewalk, you’re welcome and you’re lucky I even called you an ambulance. I’m sure you have not learned a damn thing, but remember you live on my street and I’ll be watching you more closely. You will be caught or turned into dog food I promise. —One Man, One Dog Army
This article appears in Feb 3-9, 2011.
right on..now just hope you don’t get charged with assault or harboring a dangerous animal etc…
I’m having a vision of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino cocking his hand like a gun and pulling the trigger as the thugs cruise by in their ride.
Man/dog army 1: Thugs 0
Is it in the news yet? I want to read what dem poor disadvantaged ‘youts’ have to say.
Remember OB, when asked why you acted as you did, say “I was in fear for my life”.
Fuck, I hope this isn’t BS.
You called an ambulance? Man, I don’t think I’d be as kind, especially after being jumped on my own property. The stupid little turd deserved to be kicked to the curb for garbage pickup. You gave him far more consideration than he deserved.
And who would call the media to inform local journalists that three schmucks got beat up and bitten by a citizen and a dog? Certainly not the dog owner; certainly not the jerks who got beat and bitten; doubtful many others paid much attention to what was going on at 1 a.m. on a Sunday night on their street.
I’m positive that CBC, the Herald, CTV, etc. did NOT receive a media invitation or press release from anybody stating that some jerks got muzzled by Lassie and their owner.
And what’s a “wannabee”? Is that something like a capitalist worker bee?
I love how that’s always your answer to everything, sebastard. “Didn’t happen, I didn’t see it on the news”. Like, on news broadcasts everywhere, every single thing that happens in this city is being reported on. And you, with your supersonic capacity for reading and ingesting every bit of news is going to SEE it, REMEMBER it, and report back to LTWWB. Fuck off.
Quit being so homophobic, ralmn 😉 lol
o.p., that was beyond a doubt cool shit. but why did you bother to call the ambulance, i would have left the little shit there to bleed to death.
so, you know who they are, get them one at a time, or get about 5 or 6 friends and hunt them down in the streets like they are doing.
other than that, watch for the surprise, that you know is coming, then really hunt the little bastards and give them what they deserve. and i hope you gave you dog a nice reward, and also get it checked for some type of disease from biting that tainted piece of shit?
Sorry. I’ll try to refrain in the future. Though I didn’t say anything about ‘tard being gay….it just MAY have been implied?
“Never happened, because if it had, it would have been on the news this morning. If it did happen, you can be sure the wannabee gangsters will be back to vandalize your house.”
EVERYTHING is in the newspaper in sebastard land! Friggin donkey.
1. I’m sure you’ll get sued.. i’m sure some loser-ass welfare parent will fight to have your dog put down… Stand strong man. It might really suck for awhile…
2. Good dog!
this is why i’m planning to learn krav maga, btw. Krav maga is one of the only self defense studies that teaches you how to break a person’s arm, kick them in the balls and run over them with your car, all in under a 12th of a second. Whether they have a weapon or not.
Love the name, Isosceles – do you know Tangent Seinfeld?
i personally like the magnum defence myself. a .44 magnum to their fucking head, and the game is over.
awesome job hope you gave your dog a treat!
Nah, ralmn, sebastard can dish out his usual crap (especially about fat people, disabled people, women, etc…), but if ANYONE says ANYTHING about him it’s a personal attack because he’s gay. As I type he’s probably attempting to have posts removed for being “homophobic” when they make no mention of anything other than the fact that he’s a huge fucking idiot/asshole/putrid excuse for a human being.
But, you know, I MUST be saying this because he’s gay, thus, outting myself as a huge homophoic!
*shakes head*
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is deadlier than Krav Maga. I’ll take Roger Gracie over Moti Horenstein any day.
seb., do you get the feeling that you are not liked here today. holy fuck people, get the ropes and a chair for him to stand on whydontchas.
and big fucking deal, he is gay, so what, i know a lot of gays. and most are a lot better people than some of what i read from you on here. and gay or not, this is canada, and last i heard, he/she/it/whatever, are still intitled to form and make a free opinion under that funny thing called free speech. as long as they do not disrespent the royals yoyos, who gives a fast flying fucking chimps ass, not me, blast away seb.
I know a lot of gays too but it’s not on the news.
I’m gonna say if this happened it’s not to the extent of what the OB stated. The parents of the youths, especially the one who got chewed up would have gone to the media crying how their innocent little child was mauled by a big monster dog, demanding it be destroyed. My poor baby boy was just walking by when a rabid dog attacked.
That’s not the point, LS: the point is he’s an asshole and feels he can say whatever he wants but if anyone so much as looks at him sideways (and doesn’t even mention anything pertaining to his sexuality) he gets their posts removed because they’re being “homophobic.”
The point here is: sebastard’s a huge fucking hypocrite.
I see a tag team forming….
Not So Pretty Fat Kitty?????
Yo Seb… wrecking ball coming yo’ way…
it’s the N S P F K…..
Drop that card, ’cause it ain’t that you be gay
It’s the fact that you an RTard every day….
Wow, that was a new level of viciousness on PK’s part. Go ahead and make fun, but to tell someone to ‘crawl into a hole and die’ and then suggest noone would miss them? Holy fuck! *shakes head*
And sebastard, when I read the OP’s post, i also felt a little sceptical. Hopeful that it could be true, but doubtful too. And if it were me, retribution from the thugs would be a big concern.
Zzz, I love your poem! 😉
ya… I bet eminem is looking over his shoulder….
What neighborhood do you live in OP?
I put the run to a group of “thugs” last month when they were breaking into my neighbors house. They aren’t so tough.
Makes you wonder if a lot of these swarmings etc could be stopped if people learned to stand up for themselves. Most of these “attacks” happened to young men didn’t they? Shit sons, get off your computers and learn to punch. Or at least look up some Bas Ruttan videos!
why did I think it was Not So Fat????
should have been NGPFK.
I’ll save that for the remix.
Ooooh….. the Tiesto remix? That would be super dope fly phat…..
*sigh* we’ve been OVER this, jonno: Tiesto is KD.
heh heh.
I agree. It’s ridiculous. Not just this incident but all of the random group attacks that happens around this province. What are people thinking?
@isosceles_kramer or anyone else that may know. Is there any place in Halifax/Dartmouth that teaches Krav Maga? I really want to learn it or something similar and can’t find a place.
You really want to practice eye gouges and groin kicks that bad?