To a certain ill-tempered roommate; get your self in line, because if you pull any more crap such as throwing dishes and books at her again… I will not only call the cops, I will put all your things on the curb and change the locks.
Never under-estimate the protective best friend.—chocolate milk

This article appears in Apr 1-7, 2010.

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  1. I like the cryptic “chocolate milk” signature. I picture a black super hero with a perm in his hair.

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  2. i slept on the end of my friend’s bed once, kept the stalker/looney at bay

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  3. next time, why not now. never give a sucker an even break, or in this case, a second chance. btw, does said person even read this comment section????

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  7. Please. Willfull destruction of property and altering an apartment (especially locks) has nothing on someone modelling Tommy Chong.

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