Hey fuckos… what’s with all the long winded Bitches lately? Get to the point assholes! —The Short And Sweet Kiiiiiiidddd

This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.

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  1. We cannot make false assumptions based on too little information. That was short and sweet, and a little sour.

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  4. Not too long not too short. I like the Goldilocks bitches myself. About four or five sentences. Concise and to the point.
    It’s “Steakland” Molly, it’s about a BBQ cook-off not zombies.

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  5. maybe grub stake land, when you all line up and race to get all the good zombies and then eat them.

    i can’t help it, i love zombie movies. also watched scary movie 4 on the weekend. oh lord, just about had a stroke from laughing so hard. the blind woman in ‘the village’ scene. i have no couth at all. desperately need a mind cleansing after watching brit show red riding. hey tf, did you know that dr barry adopted a dog from cuba?

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  8. Consider the long winded bitches as an opportunity to keep your mind active. Because you surely lose some of that activity when a couple self pitying assholes put their comments in. Right Polywog and TTFN?

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