So I went to a show Saturday… was having a pretty good time right up until the end. I had made the mistake of going to an acquaintance’s house, because the folks I whose house I was crashing at went. Now yes, I like you and care about you and am really attracted to you, and no you don’t want me to be, but I thought I was doing pretty damn good since you told me you “just wanted to be friends” at Christmas. I’ve never brought it up again, and even brushed off your drunken suggestive comments over the last couple months. So your (I assume) booty call shows up. Not a problem, we all hang out for a bit (she seems nice by the way, so don’t be an ass), but then, when I was going out the door, leaving with my friends, why the fuck did your friend decide that was a good time to let me know I “need to go” and push me out the door *with the fucking door*? I’m done trying to be friendly. You (and your friends) can really truly go to hell. —No Cutesy Tag, Just Pissed

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  1. The dregs of society always feel the need to put others down, to place others beneath themselves, because god knows they’re far too unintelligent to raise themselves up above anyone else.

  2. TT They are people with their own insecurities.

    They are parasites who suck self esteem out of you.

  3. I wrote this and regretted it almost immediately after hitting submit. It’s fine to think shit, but this is one of those things that I wish never got put up.

    The end.

  4. i googled it, has several meanings, an error on itunes and a police code in ny. i don’t know sonic very well…shrugs

  5. Red Leaf, it sounds like these people are just stroking their own ego by creating a bunch of drama that doesn’t need to exist. Thankfully for you, you don’t need to participate and it sounds like you understand that just fine. Were they hipsters? I bet they were hipsters.

  6. When in doubt always add “Urban dictionary” at the end of a Google search. Cock block? No worries on that one. I’m not going for it. I like myself enough not to go after things that I know will hurt me.

  7. Why would you regret being pissed off for being pushed out the door when you were already leaving?
    This ‘friend’ sounds like a real dick mitten.

  8. Why are you directing this to him when it was his friend that pushed you out? He may or may not have had anything to do with it. But yeah, I wouldn’t hang out with them anymore.

  9. FYI:1014

    Big Mac

    Big Mac (gaelic: Mhor Martbhorgaire) was an Irish warrior, born in Munster, who valiantly fought alongside Brian Boru from 997-1014. While ironically small in stature, Big Mac’s battlefield exploits were larger than life and ultimately helped propel Brian Boru into the High Kingship of Ireland. In one renowned Viking raid Mac broke his famed sword “Perseus” but Mac, ever resilient, fought on ultimately beating 47 Vikings to death with the use of a stolen Viking Helmet.

    Many a Norseman fell to the sword of Big Mac.

  10. *pish* ‘Ave you eva’ ‘eard o’ The Captain?!

    ‘parently ‘e can summun Dragons, an’ shoot light’nin’ from his arse!

    Slayed 1 000 000 men in ‘is day…. wit’ their own swords!

  11. FYI, I was implying the Bitch was written by our former resident nut, crazy 1014. My cat laughed, the adopted one didn’t get it. He’s dumb.

    Many a poster fell to the ramblings and sexual advances. Those poor Norseman.

  12. given the underlying hostility coupled with the emotional state you’re in, I doubt you did a very good job of hiding your insecurities from the “booty call” (come on op.. she’s probably more than that and we both know it) I’m guessing you made your feelings about as plainly known as if you’d spoken them aloud.

    And his current love interest was probably feeling understandably uncomfortable.

    I think you DID overstay your welcome, quite frankly. You’re like that third wheel that doesn’t let a couple have any time alone.

    Sorry red leaf. I’m going on what YOU TOLD US. That you are attracted to this man, that you assume any female he chooses to see must be a booty call (“who’s really nice btw… so don’t be a dick….” come on… if those aren’t the words of a jealous girl who HOPES he WILL be a dick i don’t know what are. ) and finally that this poor girl felt so uncomfortable and against the wall, she finally spoke up for herself and said “ok angry, jealous girl, it’s time for you to leave..”

    It’s an awkward situation you shouldn’t have been in.

  13. sorry i assume the friend WAS the girl he was with.

    If not, it was his trusty wingman trying to help him secure the affections of the girl he DOES want to be with without the interruptions of a jealous girl who can’t let go.

    In any event, you DO need to back off.

  14. With the title being “Walk of Pride”, I assumed it was written by a gay man to a gay man.

  15. Walk of pride would be the opposite of walk of shame. I thought it was pretty clever.

  16. Ahh, I remember the old Kings “walk of shame”
    For me, it usually involved a couple of donairs and some new spank mags from that filthy corner store/pizzeria at the head of Spring garden, run by the rudest family the Mediterranean ever produced.
    FML. >: (

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