When I buy bacon, I look at the slices pressed against the plastic packaging trying to find the leanest mostly pink cuts. The package always looks like theres a pretty good amount of meat on them strips… till I bring home the bacon and find that it’s all fat! Only the first few strips are good normal bacon to fool the consumer, the rest is hidden in behind toward the back of the package are just pure white strips of PURE LARD! Like half a pack with no pink bits, all fat!!! I didn’t buy a package of pork fat, I bought bacon muthafucka! Where’s the meat on these strips??? If it happens again, I’m takin this shit right back to the overpriced grocery store and throwing this half a package of fat back in their faces for my money back. Bloody pigs! —Angry Fat Chick
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2015.
Stop eating bacon?
Blasphemy! Sorry, Jesus, you’ve got a date with a 2 X 4 and a killer view. >; )
Hahahaha!
Maybe go to a butcher and hand pick the slices you want?
CUNNILINGUS LETDOWN
Its the same with the practitioner of cunnilingus. At first it looks like there’s a good amount of meat on them strips… till he gets to work and finds that it’s all fat!
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Bacon is fucking expensive now. Not worth it.
Sweet William at the Seaport Market got that real shit, OP.
Sweet W’s Italian fennel sausage – heavenly .>: )
Roselane double smoked bacon. Seafart Farmers market, unfortunately.
I thought this was going to be about a wake and bake.
Buy your bacon from a butcher, OB. I could recommend a Balkan Deli that is amazing, may be a little far though.
We’ve known for a year now that bacon prices are going to get insane…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/01/b…
and today they’re saying steak is about to rocket now too?
great…
I think Creed said it best.
http://www.quotessays.com/images/creed-bra…
Who foresaw the coming of MM’s labia comment? Brilliant! We shall enjoy our slum wine-less date…!